"Batman is literally an ass. He attacked everybody, but the Joker. You could be out here movin boxers to gain money for your family then bam you in the hospital. Like bitch-I-what da fuck." Argued Kaius as him and Kc bickered back and forth about comic characters."Batman is the villain no fighting me on this."
"He's the superhero!"
"No he's not. He's literally a dick in a costume beating everyone up but his little lover. Plus, he tried to kill Superman for his mother having the same name." Laughing I look over at a baffled Kc.
"Junior help me out here." She sighed as a chuckling Junior shrugged his shoulders."Ugh. What about Harley? She literally got with a psychopath and killed innocent people. How are you gonna explain her behavior?"
"Don't you ever bring Harley into an argument again, and yes I will be explaining that perfectly. You see Harley was manipulated into falling in love with the Joker who used and abused her. She wanted the Joker to love her like she 'loved' him. Their relationship was like a month trying to get to light. Every time she got close she got hurt. Now anyone else you wanna argue about?" We all stared star struck at him."What?"
"You're really serious about your comics." I laughed awkwardly.
"Oh I know." Looking over me again he glares." And the reader better not disagree."
"I love you." I giggled as I shook my head with a smile.
"I love you too, amore." He grinned at me for a few seconds before sticking his tongue out at Kc."You're not a true fan."
"I am." Back to the arguing we go.
"You are so wrong!" They shouted at each other now standing on the table. Hearing laughing I turn to see Katana and Maze laughing at the scene making me smile, but my smile quickly dropped when I saw my parents come into the room with glares.
"Can you be quiet?" Dad hissed as the room quickly fell silent. Looking up at Kaius I see a shocked expression on his face but he quickly went back to his crazy self.
"You've been here for two chapters and you think you fucking run the place. TWO CHAPTERS! You aren't shit." Kaius yelled at my confused parents."We're the main characters you're the unwanted background characters. Know your place."
"Nigga what is you talkin about?" Lacey laughed at the outraged man on the table.
"The fuck do you mean 'two chapters'?"
"IN THIS BOOK ME AND YOUR DAUGHTER ARE THE STARS! You aren't shit." He huffed as my parents stared at him like he was crazy-or sane. You know what I mean."They're rude." He pouted as he jumped off the table.
"This is the man that you let get you pregnant?" Mom sneered as she shook her head.
"Yup." I smiled as Kaius flipped them off."And I wouldn't want it any other way."
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I am very serious about the Batman and Harley part.😂
Check out my other stories Our Darkest Sides and a Blind Man's Possession.
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