Boris x Theo Oneshots :)
I know it says that I recently updated this, but it's just minor edits. No new parts are coming any time soon, but people seem to enjoy the ones that are already here!
Also, disclaimer, most of this is based off the book and...
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-Boris
-whether or not they've drank too much ("Is fine, Potter, just one more!)
-Boris
-Get high (lol 😹)
-Theo drives, Boris shotgun (I know it should be the other way around, but it actually mentions this near the end of the book)
-Boris carries Theo all the time for sure
-Potter, obviously
-Boris, obviously
-Both!
-Theo for sure.
-Boris ("Potter, another picture, come here...")
-Boris ("Your glasses make you look like a dork." "Shut up, Boris." *giggling*)
-I'd say they have the same taste in music, so neither.
-Theo ("Boris, can you maybe just turn around...?")
-Boris
-Definitely Boris
-Definitely Boris, again
-Definitely Boris... again (what I'm getting at here is that Boris is the dominant one in their relationship)
-Boris ("Potter! Potter, you forgot your imodium!" For reference, Imodium is diarrhea medicine lol)
-Once again- Boris! Though it's hard to imagine either of them being scared of bugs...
-Theo ("Boris... do you think more people like corn or flour tortillas?")
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-Boris
-Theo, probably
-Boris ("Potter, why do you always wake up so early? Just five more minutes? Please?")
-Theo, since he wakes up earlier
-Both, together
-Again, both
-Theo cuts Boris's hair, but Boris doesn't trust Theo to cut his hair
-Mm... Boris, I think ("Potter?" "Yeah?" "Can I say something? I think I love you." *stunned silence* "I love you too, Boris.")
-Well, they don't have many people to tell...
-I have a feeling Boris's dad is homophobic, so they either don't tell him or are cut off from him. I'm gonna count Hobie as family, so I'd say Hobie is very supportive.
-Boris ("Come dance with me...")
-They both suck at cooking. Hobie cooks.
-Theo wears Boris's jacket all day everyday ("It smells like you!")
-Boris probably ("Potter, is your dad a thief? Because... wait how does it go?"
-Boris (I can't think of an example, comment one I guess)
-Boris laughs at everything Theo says even if it's not that funny, so Theo
-Theo ("It's okay! We lost them a while ago. We're not getting caught, chill.")
-Theo. He has had to several times.
-Slow dancing in the dark by Joji (I actually have no idea; this is just a random song I thought of)
-Boris sings Polish lullabies to their baby
-Theo has Boris's jacket to remind himself of him, and Boris has picture of Theo in his wallet at all times.
-They cried and held each other when Popper eventually died
-A few months later, Boris surprised Theo with a new cat ("He'll never replace our Popchyk, but... he's sure cute, isn't he?)
-Extra: The reason they love each other so much is because there's so few people left in their worlds for them to love :(
