The Volatile Vampire: a Twilight Fanfic

Chapter 3: Robert Pattinson is gay?

We made our way back around the convention center and got in line at the main entrance. The crowd was significantly smaller, as all the bums that didn't have passes had finally given up and left.

When we got to the door, the security guard looked at our passes suspiciously.

"Who gave you these?"

"My good friend Kristen Stewart, bitch. And if you have a problem with them I'd be happy to call her over. But you wouldn't want to interrupt her getting ready for her panel, would you? No, I didn't think so, my good bitch. Move." And with that, we stepped past the security guard and into the convention center.

Finally. I was here. I had made it. All my life has lead up to this... and what's more, I had already met Kristen Stewart! This was going to be a good day after all.

"I want to check out the 'Historical Vampires' exhibit, I heard they have a replica of Abe Lincoln's teeth!" Roger said.

"Great, I think I'm gonna head to the 'Fight the Good Fight: Vampire Lives Matter' panel" Danica informed us. "Meet back here at 3:00?"

With that, we split up. Looks like I'm the only one going to Kristen's panel. Not that it bothers me. I could use some alone time with KStew. I walked down the hall to exhibition hall C, where Kristen's panel was taking place. "What they got right and what they got wrong: famous vampires in cinema" the sign read. I got a good seat towards the front and waited for the panel to begin. Finally, a series of famous actors came out onstage, including Robert Pattinson, Marlane Barnes, and of course Kristen.

Kristen immediately spotted me in the front row and tried to suppress a smile, but I saw it. As the panel began talking and continued to drone on, I noticed her glancing at me every now and then. When she caught me looking at her, I sheepishly tucked my hair behind my ear and looked down at the ground, then back up at her. She was still looking at me.

As the panel finally wrapped up, they started the Q and A session. Most of the questions were boring until one crazed fanboy asked, "would you ever date a fan?" to the whole panel.

"Well, I'm actually already dating a fan," Robert Pattinson laughed. "His name is Dane and he's here today. I first saw him on my Tik Tok for you page, and was infatuated with him. So I guess you could say I was a fan of his as well. We ended up meeting at one of Hugh Jackman's parties in LA, and the rest was history."

"I've never dated a fan," Kristen started, "but I'm not entirely opposed to it. I think it would just have to be the right fan." Was I dreaming, or did she wink at me again?