"Hyunggggggg!" Came Taehyung's voice ringing through the house. The rest of the six boys' doors opened wide.
"What the fuck is it now?" Yoongi groaned in frustration.
"Don't curse, you four headed rhinoceros," Jin angrily spoke, and Yoongi's door was slammed shut instantly.
"So he's out," Jimin announced.
"Can anybody fucking listen to me? I've got something important to say," Taehyung shouted from the dining hall.
"Don't curse, you cute ass demon," Jin yet again thundered.
"I thought I was the cute one," Jungkook protested.
"You're cute to me," Jimin prodded.
"Yeah, no," Jungkook sassily flipped his hair.
"Love? Denied. Jimin? Jamless. Hotel? Trivago," Hoseok laughed like a maniac.
"I've got a real problem right here!!" Taehyung yelled, and everyone quieted down.
"What is it, bruh?" Namjoon calmly asked, like the genius he is.
"I lost-"
"Lost my way, *insert korean*," Jimin began singing and Hoseok fell on the floor, laughing.
"NO! I LOST YEONTAN!"
*Silence*
(a/n: this is being republished because this story got the MOST love in an instant after it was published, lmao. people went crazy over this, so i hope y'all like this too!)
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Finding Yeontan » bts crackfic
FanficWhat happens when Yeontan goes missing and Jungkook finds a hot girl who is into horseplay? Hint: chaos on crack. - a BTS crackfic - highkey highkey highkey crack - literally on drugs - mature language - completed - republished
