"I'm back bishes," Jungoo came back from the hot girl's house.
"Did you soox?" Jimin asked.
"Ye, she rode a horse," Jungkook wink wonked.
"What's her name?" Namjoon asked.
"...hot girl," Jungkook spoke.
"YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HER NAME, JUNGLEBOOK?!" Jin yelled.
"BUT I'M IN LOVE WITH HER!" Jungkook shouted back.
"hOw dare you shout at mE?!" Jin screamed in annoyance.
"Bitch you old, go rest before your back starts hurting again," Jungoo sassily spoke.
"Does anyone even CARE ABOUT YEONTAN?!" Taehyung went nuts.
"But Juancock, your love is fake," Yoongi sassed.
"IM SO SICK OF THIS FAKEU LOB, FAKEU LOB, FAKEU LOB," Jimin had to sing, because that's his entire role in this story.
"Shut up! We gotta make a search team for Tannie!" Taehyung suggested.
"Why don't you call the cops instead?" Namjoon asked.
"Because that's too mainstream," Taehyung spoke in Batman voice and smirked like Harry Styles in After.
(a/n: y u shad? I dunno, nan molla)
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Finding Yeontan » bts crackfic
FanfictionWhat happens when Yeontan goes missing and Jungkook finds a hot girl who is into horseplay? Hint: chaos on crack. - a BTS crackfic - highkey highkey highkey crack - literally on drugs - mature language - completed - republished
