So the boys wandered off to search for Yeontan, through a search team of detectives, workers, emotional supporter... And a Yoongi.
"When is this gonna end?" Yoongi asked.
"We started three minutes ago," Taehyung spoke.
"Too long, too long," he sighed.
Jungkook chuckled, "That's what she said when she saw my dick."
"JUNGOO!" All of them cried in disgust.
"I miss her, though," Junglebook shook his head.
"What do you miss about her?" Hoseok, being the emotional supporter he is, asked.
"Her... Calling me horse oppa," Jungoo described, "her neighing when we sooxed, and her calling my dick her magic wand."
"What the fuck Junglebook," Jin yelled.
"...Let's not waste any more time and search," Yoongi said, definitely disgust d by his words.
"I'll need a remedy after that," Namjoon massaged his temples.
And guess what happened next.
"PLEASE GIVE ME A REMEDYYYYYY," Jimin sung at the highest pitch ever.
"Oh gods," Jin sighed.
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Finding Yeontan » bts crackfic
Fiksi PenggemarWhat happens when Yeontan goes missing and Jungkook finds a hot girl who is into horseplay? Hint: chaos on crack. - a BTS crackfic - highkey highkey highkey crack - literally on drugs - mature language - completed - republished
