A Light Supper

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I look out of the window while Klaus is doing some yoga I watch as people walk around probably planning on doing some orgys later today ...yuck... I turn around to look back at Klaus and Ben " This is a mistake. " Ben says " Don't mess with my flow." Klaus says " You can't just go out there and tell them the world is gonna end. You know what can happen to cults when things go sideways." Ben says

" First of all , it's not a cult." Klaus says I look at him weirdly " Says the man in the diaper " I say quietly to Ben " All right? And second of all, relax, all right? I'll make sure there's no Kool-aid in the house." Klaus chuckles " Oh, what are you gonna say? " Prepare to die"? They deserve a better explanation, Klaus" Ben says

" What, better that the truth ? Listen, this whole thing started by accident, and it was fun helping people for a while." " Oh, this whole thing started because you're a narcissist and the only reason why Y/n came along is cause she knew you wouldn't handle it." Ben says " Hey don't bring me into this" " Oh, is that right?" Klaus says and he glares at me " Wha- Why are you glaring at me for?" " Isn't an altruistic bone in your body." Ben says " If the world's gonna end, Ben, these people should go back to their families. " Klaus says

" Most of them don't have families to go back to. Jill gave up an Albright scholarship to Berkeley to follow you and Y/n around the world . Her parents won't even talk to her." Ben says " Oof , yeah I forgot about that ..." I say " Jill... Jill... Oh, that's the , um... the Dutch girl with the lazy eye, right? " Klaus questioned " No. : Ben says " I'm pretty sure that's Suzan " I say " Brown skin , glasses. Almond-shaped eyes you get lost in. " Ben says I smile sweetly at him

" Awwww .... now I remember why she's so important. " I say Klaus looks at Ben and smiles at him Ben shakes his head " She gave up her entire future for both of you." Ben says " Maybe she freed herself from the prison of the American education system and decided instead to come and learn from the school of life. Clever girl, I say" " Klaus, these are real people. They're not just... scarves you can try on and toss out whenever you feel like. You owe them." Ben says Klaus gets out of his pose

" You know , it's a teensy-weensy bit frustrating when you seem to always want exactly the opposite of what I want." Klaus says he stands up and looks at Ben . Ben points at the door Klaus sighs " All right, fine." Klaus says I follow after him " Come on , Ben let's go . " I say as we walk out the room " Thank you." Ben says people start playing music and bowing as we walk out and they start throwing flower petals

" Great, cool." Klaus says " Thank you." He says we stop walk and we look at all the people " Okay , thank you , sit down." Klaus says " My name is Klaus, and I am an alcoho... Sorry , that's the wrong meeting. " Klaus says in a panic I snicker at him him he hits me in the arm he chuckles and sighs " Uh... In my walkabout, I did- We did a lot of thinking... searching, ruminating, and there's something that I'd like to share with all of you." Klaus says I look at him

" I'm a fraud. Yeah , we ... We've been lying to all of you from the start, and, uh... We're a complete and total fraud. " Klaus says I nod and we look at Ben and he looks at us in both shock and approvingness they all being to talk then Keechie stands up

" Me too. I ... I'm a fraud too." Keechie says " Uh-- " " I'm the worst kind of fraud. I ... I am a fraud to myself. But both of your scriptures say, " As long as I know how to love... I know I'll stay alive." " Keechie says he gets on his knees and put his hands together I glare at Klaus

" Really?" I say " I--" " That's-- Ta-ta-ta-ta. But-- But that's not scripture. Okay? That's a song lyric by disco diva Gloria Gaynor, and we stole it! " Klaus says I nod " Gloria Gaynor?" Keechie says they all nod " Look , he, you guys don't wanna follow us. We can't lead you anywhere. We're not a guru, We're not a messiah, We're... We're ... Frauds!" Klaus exclaimed

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