txt one shots⚣

no bussy for you ; soobread

warnings:

•cheating smh
•bread is a guy and ice cream is a girl because soobin is a bisexual king
•stan soobread for clear skin

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bread checked his phone for the fifteenth time, seeing it read: 12 am with a sigh. his husband was late from work... again.

and he always had the same shitty excuse. he would say, "i have to work overtime."

like why the fuck is he going to work overtime? it angered bread knowing the fucker was being a dirty liar.

that night he had enough. he would find out what the dumb fuck was doing so late every night. so of course, bread called up his besties beomgyu and hueningkai.

"yo puta, what's up?" hueningkai's voice came through the phone.

"get you and gyu ready, we're going out today and exposing a bitch." bread smirked, almost resembling debby ryan.

hueningkai cackled evilly like a witch and responded, "ah hell yeah, hoe, let's get it."

"i'm not the hoe in this case, it's my dumbass husband, soon to be ex, that's a hoe." bread giggled, his voice sounding sickening sweet.

after awhile of speaking with his besties, he hung up and proceeded to dress himself in a hot ass outfit. once he was done, he winked at himself in the mirror, whispering, "damn, i look smoking. how dare soobin have the audacity cheat on me? that stupid fuckface."

and with that, bread strutted out of the house to find beomgyu and hueningkai already parked outside the house. he hops right into the car and cackles, "les goooooo."

they jammed out to red velvet and blackpink on the way to exposing a bitch as bread poured his heart and soul into see u later.

soon enough, they made it to soobin's work which happened to be a hehe strip club. bread and his besties pulled up to the club and cat walked in, immediately catching everyone's eyes. bread's long, tan legs kept everyone's eyes fixated on him as he rocked his ten inch heels.

they looked around for awhile until they found soobunny. bread almost uwued seeing his little bunny stripping on that pole so gracefully like sis could really move those legs.

ugh what was bread thinking? his soobunny is cheating on him for sure! snapping out of his thot thoughts, bread crept up on soobin's performance, watching from afar along with beomgyu and hueningkai who were too busy looking at a tomato-haired stripper who was twerking to the baby shark song while taking shots of apple juice.

"look at that tomato," hueningkai whispers into beomgyu's ear. "look at the way girly chugs that apple juice."

"like yuh, sis what a skintea legend." beomgyu whispers back.

bread rolls his eyes and whisper-shouts, "focus on stalking soobin bitches!"

beomgyu and hueningkai pout but nonetheless look away from the red-haired stripper. finally after awhile, soobunny finishes his dance and walks off stage, into a private room.