txt one shots⚣

no homo ; yeonbin

warnings:

•yeonbin being gay lil shits
•yeonjun being a confident gay and soobin being a panicked gay, yk the usual
•lil bit of homo denial
•kind of crack-headed 🥴

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"you look so hot here, soobin-ah," yeonjun winks at the younger as he bites his lips seductively. "i would so bang you, no homo tho."

"r-right, hahahahahahahahahaha, hyung!" soobin laughs awkwardly, trying to mask the blush that threatened to invade his cheeks.

yeonjun then walks behind soobin, slapping his ass lightly, saying, "damn, your ass really do be fat doe. no homo tho!" then he zooms out of the room, as if it was normal.

soobin on the other hand was not okay. he was making inhuman noises, which sounded much like this, "heisbsjajbwhajakajdbsjwkjsbsns."

midway in between another incoherent sentence, beomgyu walks into the room, watching his hyung with a confused look. who in the fuck hurt him?

"hyung?" beomgyu cautiously approaches the older, who was having a mental breakdown. "you good, fam?"

"no beomgyu jwidbdjkskwk," soobin lets out a silent screech, pulling at his hair. "i have never felt so sexually confused in my life! it's swear to god if yeongay says another 'no homo' i'm gonna fucking send his ass to fucking pluto!"

"i- um," beomgyu's face morphs into this: 👁👄👁. "yeongay being a no homo bitch again?"

"yes!" soobin groans, burrying his flustered face into his hands. "and it's not only today! there was so many times where that damn whorebag made me feel homo tingz."

"soobin-ah, oh my god!" yeonjun yells like a headless chicken, which scared the shit out of him. "come quick!"

soobin runs to his hyung, shouting, "what's wrong?!"

"come closer!" yeonjun insists, wrapping his arms firmly around soobin's skinteaaaaa waist (a/n: sooooo you think i'm skinteaaaaaaa) "there's something on my lips, take a look."

trying to ignore the erratic beating of his heart at the proximity of him and his hyung, he looks at yeonjun's pretty lips and tries to find what the damn hoe was screeching about. just as he was about to open his mouth to tell the old hag nothing was on his mouth, yeonjun tries to peck soobin's lips, causing him to screech and double back in shock.

"sorry, my bro, my dude, my homie!" yeonjun cackles, a smirk very evident on his lips. "your lips just looked so inviting, no homo though, i'm only homiesexual."

i slowly started to be seduced by him i mean like he tried to seduce me i um wjsoenwjdnjsjwjw, is what soobin thought, trying to not let out a yell of frustration.

"well, imma head out byeee." soobin books it, trying to ignore yeonjun's loud ass laugh from behind him.

"damn," beomgyu purses his lips. "maybe he's just in denial. i know! sis, just give him a taste of his own medicine!"

"how am i gonna do that?" soobin sasses, placing his hands on his hips.

"you're gonna be all flirty and shit with yeongay and then you're gonna say 'no homo' and he's gonna feel what you feel! it's perfecto!" beomgyu gives soobin a chef's kiss.

"you son of a bitch i'm in," soobin smirks, cackling evilly. "also why were you speaking italian at the end of sentence?"

"it's a word in spanish you dumb puta!" beomgyu corrects harshly. "because i am half lAtInA!"

"yeah yeah whateva," soobin waves him off. "i'm ready for my revenge teehee."

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"ayo, my buddy!" yeonjun calls out to soobin.

soobin doesn't say anything, he just keeps strutting towards the older, a debby ryan smirk on his face because he was radio rebel.

he walked up to him and deadass told him, "you look super hot today, yuh."

"i um-" yeonjun stutters, so surprised that soobin told him that. he was about to make a comeback when, soobin said three words that broke his heart, "SIKEEEE NO HOMO." heart been broke so many times i don't know what to believe mama said it's my fault i wear my heart on my sleeve.

soobin then got the fuck out of that situation to leave yeonjun defeated, looking down at the floor sadly. damn, he was just homie-zoned.

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idk what the fuck this was i just have a lot of tiktoks stuck in my head oop