A/N: Hey everyone! This is just something short that I came up with. I thought about doing one for everyone, but I couldn't really think of anything to do for the others so I stuck with just Tech. This chapter was inspired by the lovely piece of fan-art below (Not mine, but it's kriffing amazing)
Note: So, Tech NEVER actually swears. However, one day, he had gotten so frustrated with his team that he couldn't contain himself. As he is the baby of the group, everyone kind of freaked out. (Hunter goes into some dad mode XD)
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Although it was the end of another successful mission, it was also a disaster. Everyone had nearly gotten killed and now all the Bad Batchers were in bad moods, trying to pin the blame on each other. The five were in the cabin, scowling amongst themselves. Even Hunter didn't seem like his usual calm and collected self.
"I say that it was Crosshair's fault!" Abby argued, casting a glare in his direction.
"Oh yeah? How so?" the sniper snarled.
"If you hadn't let your ego and your need to show off get in the way, we could have got out of that mess a lot sooner! But no! You had to take the time to snipe those extra, unnecessary clankers to "beat Wrecker" which resulted in us getting seen!" she yelled.
"That's not fair, Abby. If you hadn't lagged behind, Crosshair wouldn't have had to deal with those droids in the first place!" Hunter growled.
"Yeah! You were just too slow to keep up!" Wrecker agreed.
"Well at least I didn't need to be rescued because I got scared of how high up we were!" Abby retorted.
"You take that back!"
"Make me!"
"Can you guys just shut the FUCK up!" Tech yelled.
For a moment everything was silent as everyone processed the fact.
Hunter's thoughts: 'WHATTHEKRIFF DID TECH JUST SWEAR!?!?! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL!?!?!? HE IS SO YOUNG AND INNOCENT WHERE THE NINE KARKING HELLS DID HE LEARN THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!?....Oh.
Crosshair's thoughts: What. The. Hell. I have known Tech for seven years and I have never heard him swear. Ever. I can only imagine how pissed Hunter is right now. He'll probably kill me later for teaching Tech that word...
Wrecker's thoughts: Oh yeah! Innocent, little, baby Techie swore? Awesome! Too bad I didn't get it on video. I could probably have used it for black mail or something. Plus it would just be hysterical.
Abby's thoughts: Wow, Tech swearing? I mean, the man never swears. Not even when Wrecker blew up his experiments for fun (Wrecker had said it was for "science") He must be pretty damn angry with us. Oops. Although it is kind of funny when you think about it, XD.
"Tech, what did you just say!?" Hunter questioned in a dangerous tone.
"I said to shut the fuck up because you all are giving me a kriffing headache!" Tech responded with an angry pout, glaring at them all.
"Wow, Tech, I have literally never heard you swear before," Wrecker laughed loudly.
"Don't encourage him," Crosshair snapped at Wrecker.
"I'm not encouraging, I'm just saying!"
"Tech, I am taking away your holo-pad for the rest of the week. You should know better than to swear," Hunter decided firmly.
"Oh come on! You and Crosshair swear all the time! Besides, I'm not even the youngest anymore; Abby is! She can swear all she wants without getting in trouble," Tech argued.
"It's different because Hunter didn't practically raise me. Sorry, Techie, you're going to be the baby for the rest of your life," Abby chortled.
At that, Tech crossed his arms over his chest and scowled.
"Come on Tech, hand it over," Hunter demanded. Tech grabbed his holo-pad off the table and shoved it into Hunter's hands, glaring at him angrily and still pouting slightly.
Of course, Crosshair, being the little jerk he was, had an idea.
"Good, now go to your room and think about what you have done," the sniper instructed, trying not to laugh at Tech's frustration.
Tech stormed off and slammed his bedroom door like an angry nine year old who had just lost their holo-vid privileges. The moment the door closed, Hunter, Crosshair, Wrecker, and Abby laughed, forgetting their argument from before. Well, at least some good came out of Tech's swearing.
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