Hanamaki: hey, is anyone awake?
Kindaichi: yeah
Kunimi: yeah
Matsukawa: lmao who goes to sleep at 9:30pm? of course we're awake
Kyotani: hey, shut up i'm trying to sleep
Matsukawa: oh
Yahaba: just put on 'do not disturb' that's what i did, it's not that hard
Hanamaki: anyway, I was going through the internet and i found some more stuff 😌
Kindaichi: more memes?!
Kunimi: more memes! not that i care or anything but...
Hanamaki: nope
Matsukawa: fanfics?
Hanamaki: close... but no. Ships.
Kindaichi: what's so cool about ships? they just float on water
Matsukawa: oh, you don't know lol
Hanamaki: ship has another meaning: the desire by fans for two people to be in a relationship
Kunimi: we have fans?
Hanamaki: apparently
Hanamaki: the other day i found a fanfic of oikawa and iwaizumi being shipped together
Kindaichi: what
Kunimi: what
Yahaba: what
Hanamaki: iwaizumi liked oikawa but oikawa was already in a relationship with this girl. So Iwaizumi went into the bathroom stall and cried about it.
Kindaichi: WAIT. IWAIZUMI-SAN LIKES OIKAWA-SAN??
Kunimi: omg
Matsukawa: HAHAHAHAHA
Hanamaki: that's not what i meant but SURE
Iwaizumi: wtf
Hanamaki: wait. you're up too?
Iwaizumi: I've been busy studying for the test tomorrow then i look over at my phone with a notification that i like oikawa??
Matsukawa: oops
Kunimi: iwaizumi-san. When did these feelings for oikawa occur??
Iwaizumi: wth, i never had feelings for oikawa
Kindaichi: hanamaki said you cried about oikawa-san having a girlfriend
Oikawa: Iwa-chan, i never knew you were jealous 😳 🥵
Iwaizumi: oh god i thought i blocked you
Oikawa: no, but if you were really that upset when *inserts oikawa's ex-girlfriend's name* and i were dating you should've said something ☺️
Iwaizumi: what
Hanamaki: anyway... i found some more ships and i wanted to share them with you guys...
Oikawa: c'mon Iwa-chan. Admit it, you were jealous. It's ok, multiple ppl have been jealous of me. It's kinda normal so don't be shy, spit it out (◕‿◕) ^-^
Iwaizumi: wth are you on about?
Oikawa: spit it out. You were jealous of me when i was dating a girl ;))))
Iwaizumi: i'm blocking you. bye.
Oikawa: iwa-chan!!
Oikawa: iwa-chan?
YOU ARE READING
seijoh oneshots (haikyuu)
Fanfictionjust some short stories including these dorks. Any requests or anything you'd like me to write about, just ask me! I'd love some more ideas. I plan on making this a 10 part series, if it turns out well I shall make another one. started: July 1st 202...
