I need an ending

What?

"Um...nothing I was just sitting and waiting for you" Firkle giggled awkwardly

"Do you really want me to explain why I know you did something?"

Patton asked suspiciously while crawling closer to him

"Um..."Firkle studdered 

"Each and every day I organize everything in my room, Each and every day" Patton growled

“And each day I make sure everything is at the same place where it always placed, My books when I still had them used to sit on the far left on the top shelf of my closet organized by color and size” Patton growled walking closer to her bed

“And I organize my clothes in alphabetical order starting with dresses, jeans, overalls,  pants, and skirts and those are organized from most casual to formal and from bright to dark color” Patton growled softer as she crawled onto the bed and closer to Firkle

“And under my bed, I have all my shoes labeled in order from snow boots from sandals and I had 3 boxes full of fake jewelry” Patton continued and crawled right top of him

“And these headphones would’ve been next to your phone because H comes before P in the alphabet and I can’t have them on the other side because it ruins the whole god damn system so the headphones should be on the right not the left” Patton screamed 

“So you moved them” Patton growled and placed her nose on his nose

“Do you have OCD?” Firkle asked confused 

Before Patton could say anything they heard a knock on the door 

“Karen” Firkle whispered happily 

“Don’t get excited yet” Patton grunted out and walked out of the room and Firkle heard the same loud thump crushing on the door

Karen walked to the door and saw Tricia who was typing on her phone 

“Tricia? I thought Firkle messaged Karen?” Patton asked confused 

“She was taking a test so she asked me to come over” Tricia explained 

“Well that makes my job much better” Patton smiled and let her into the house and shut the door behind them

“So where Firkle?” Tricia asked confused 

“Oh he was here but he left an hour or so,” Patton told her giving her a cookie

“Are you sure? You seem like your hiding something” Tricia told her 

“Well...I may be hiding something in the bathroom” Patton smiled evilly

“Okay” Tricia shrugged and they walked to the bathroom, Tricia walked in and Patton followed slamming the door shut and locking the door

Firkle was looking at the door sweating bullets waiting for Karen to come in and save her, After 10 minutes passed by and Patton walked back in with blood on her hands.

“Patton?” Firkle asked her horrified 

“Karen was busy so Tricia come over instead” Patton smiled and waked up to her 

“You...You killed her?” Firkle aked horrified  

“What? No...The blood is just cheery from when I was cleaning the kitchen table” Patton explained 

“Oh, what about Tricia?” Firkle asked 

“Oh I took her to the bathroom and let her do whatever she wanted to me if she left” Patton explained 

“Patton?” Firkle asked shocked and confused 

“What?” Patton asked 

“You whored yourself out...for an ending to a stupid online story?” Firkle asked dumbfounded 

“Yes, I whored myself out of an ending on a stupid online app” Patton mocked him

“And now since you can see how much I care about seeing this ending we can finally finish the book” Patton simply said and sat down next to him scrolling through her phones while her blood like cherry hands scrolling through her phone while Firkle stared at her shocked.