Misconception(On Hold)

Insert 32: Comeback Factory

Warning: If you are triggered by sensitive words, don't listen to the song as it contains swearing.
I added it because the song is suitable for this chapter- Comeback Factory.
Dedicated to someonesomewherenow

"If you are going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you are just an ass"

"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't realize that you are an expert on my life and how I should live It. Please continue while I take notes"
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"So Halfrida what are we going to write about?" David asked.

"I don't care. Maybe we should write about why you are so stupid" Halfrida suggested.

"I guess we should write about 10 keys to burn fat" David replied.

"What the hell? What did you just say?" Halfrida asked angrily

"I'm sure you don't have any form of hearing disease" David replied.

"You are so stupid and foolish" Halfrida said to David who pretended not to hear her.

"I said that you are very stupid and foolish" she repeats.

"There is no need to repeat yourself. I ignored you just fine the very first time" David replied tuning on the TV.

"Well I expect you to hear me the very first time I spoke because I'm the boss and you're my subordinate" Halfrida replied as David looked at her mouth agape.

"Well roses are red, violets are blue, I've got five fingers, the middle one is for you" David replied showing her his middle finger.

"1 universe,8 planets, 7 seas,7 continents, 196 countries and I had the unfortunate luck of being paired with you" Halfrida said angrily.

"If you really hate me, why don't you just slip into something more comfortable like a coma?" David suggested.

"Well you're sick, retarded, mad, stupid, and..."

"Well if you ran like your mouth, you would be in good shape" David said

"What? How dare you insult me?" Halfrida asked.

"I'm not insulting, I'm just describing you" David replied

"Well, the thrash gets picked up tomorrow, so get ready" Halfrida said smirking.

"Yes. I would get ready so that I would help him in disposing you" David replies.

"Are you both here to insult each other and create a comeback factory?" Mrs Robinson asked as she overhead them.

"No but mum she is so annoying" David said angrily.

"No Mrs Robinson he is so insultive" Halfrida countered.

"Well you both are childish" Mrs Robinson said as she leaves the room.

"I think it's high time you leave my house" David said.

"I hope you fail your project" Halfrida said.

"I hope the failure is shared equally between us"David replied.

"Like I care" Halfrida said as she hissed.

"Well, I think the only thing you care about his food. You're really an ambassador of food" David teased.

"And you are an ambassador of stupidity" she replies as she angrily leaves his house.

"I'm sorry Halfrida. Come back here and let's write about the topic you suggested yesterday. Halfrida! Halllllfriddaaaaa!" David screamed but Halfrida ignored him as she hits his gate with full force.

"What the fuck Anna?" Luke asked angrily.

"What have I done Luke?" Anna asked popping her bubble gum.

"Why are you dressed like a bitch? Must you always try to seduce me?" Luke asked.

"I'm dressed like a bitch because I know that you are a dog" Anna replied.

"What? Why are you calling me a dog?" Luke asked.

"Because you're one. If I'm a bitch, then you're a dog because you want to sleep with me" Hannah replies with a smile.

"What? So you think I actually want to sleep with cristo Rey's famous whore?" Luke asked.

"Yes I'm sure that you would be glad to sleep with me because I'm famous and beautiful." Hannah replied.

"Nonsense. How I wish that you are famous like Adelaide for being a genius. Instead you are famous for stupidity, promiscuity, madness, and if there is a word as bitchity, then you're one" Luke said.

"Yes thanks. For me to be paired with you by Mrs Becky, then she found something mutual between us. We are both stupid, mad and promiscuous honey" Hannah replied smiling.

"If you always answer for questions in class the way you are coming up with a comeback for every snide remarks of mine, you would be a genius. But instead you're not. Sometimes I wonder if your IQ is higher than 25" Luke said.

"Thanks. Even if my IQ is 25, I know that at least you trip for me. You so much wish to sleep with me. At least for that, I know that your IQ is also lower" Hannah said.

"No I'm not enchanted by you. I can sleep with as much ladies as I want. Infact, I've slept with a lot of bitches so I see no reason why I would want to fvck with you" Luke said.

"Oh. The reason you would want to sleep with me is that I'm very beautiful" Anna replied.

"Oh yes. You're as beautiful as my ass" Luke said.

"Thanks. At least I know you take care of your ass. You wear expensive trousers and boxers" Anna replied.

"Nonsense" Luke replies angrily.

"I take that as a win. I win you" Hannah replied.

"I don't give a shit about you winning. Fvck you" Luke said.

"Yes I know that you want to sleep with me. So I say no to your proposal" Hannah said as Luke looked at her shell-shocked.

What's your say on this chapter
Mine: Hilarious.
Meaning of comeback: A quick reply to a critical remark.
So comeback factory to me is a place where comebacks are made🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣