RT Complication!!

Random 4.11 - Ehhh?!!!!

Another part of the incorrect quotes!!! Yes please!!! 😮

Let's hear what these dorks are about to say!

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Tall people Vs. Short people

-A-

Person: How tall are you?

Duke: *cold* 6'4.

-B-

Person: How tall are you?

Person: *being dragged by being hold on the shirt*

Duck: I am 5 foot 3 inches and 9 centimeters.

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Alf: Can I have your number?

Kay: *texting someone* I don't have a phone.

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Genie: Anything that you can do I can do better than you! *proud*

Kay: No you're not.

Genie: Yes I can.

Kay: No you're not.

Genie: Yes I can.

Kay: No you're not.

Genie: Yes---

Alf: *slams the door* WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP?!!! IT'S 2 IN THE MORNING FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!

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Kay: *sighs* Maxie has just learned to cuss, and she did it a lot.

Genie: Where the fuck did she learned that?!!

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Kay: One plus one?

Genie: Two.

Genie: 3x+4y=12?

Kay: *shakes head while walking out* Nope, no killer maths.

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Alf: You're an angel.

Kay: *confused* I have no wings?

Alf: *facepalms*

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Duke: *jots down notes* So...how many coffees do you want me to buy you?

Selly: *has eyebags, stressed out and very tired* YES.

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Kay: *smiles* I love you.

Alf: *chuckles* *passes the laundry* Come on, stop saying I love you to skip chores.

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Genie: *just woke up* *looks to see Selly and Maxie on her side* How long and why am I out?

Maxie: *pouts* You are hit on the wall for spacing out, Maxie is worried!!

Selly: *laughs* That's why me and Maxie lay down with you as well so it looks like we're hanging out.

Genie: -.- Kidding me.

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Duke: *rolls eyes and sigh* This date is boring...

Selly: *stern* Duke, this isn't a date.

Duke: Then why did you bring me here?

Selly: I SPECIFICALLY SAID 'Duke, I am going to the store'. We're shopping Duke, not dating.

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Alf: *looks at Genie* Why is Kay banging his head on the wall?

Genie: *laughs* Kay thought 'up here' is 'appear' and now he said he's life is a lie.

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Alf: ...Kay what the fuck are you doing with those hamsters?

Kay: *smiles widely* Giving them a modern home like a dollhouse!! *forcefully playing with the hamsters by using them like dolls on a doll house*

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Kay: A B C D E F G H I J K

Maxie: How I wonder what you are

Duck: One for the master and one for the dame, one for the little boy who lives down the lane

Genie: *dumbfounded* What are you guys even singing?!

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Genie: So...*blushes* me and Maxie are now dating...

All: *gasp*

Kay: *looks at Maxie* MAXIE WHY ARE YOU SURPRISED?!!!---

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Kay: If you loveeee meee let meee goooo

Alf: *gripping Kay's wrist* No Kay, you are not going to a candy store.

Kay: *frowns* Dang it.

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Alf: *sighs in disappointment* Goodness, you're such an idiot.

Kay: *smirks* I'm your idiot...

Kay: *points to his wedding ring* FOREVERRRRRR--

Alf: *laughs jokingly* Well shit.

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Janne: Can I hug Kay?

Alf: *nods*

Janne: Can I also kiss him?

Alf: *glares at her* Know your limits lady.

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Kay: Hey guys??? What's a sugar daddy? *curious*

Alf: *spits out his drink* I-What?!

Kay: A sugar daddy? What is it??

Maxie: You're going to put sugar on your dad!!! And it will be sparkly!!! *jumps up and down*

Genie: *nervous sweating* Y-Yeah...

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Kay: Okay first of all...

Kay: *looks at Duke* Fuck you.

Kay: *looks at Alf* And fuck me.

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Based on Ep. 7-8 summary

Alf: *sighs then looks at Selly* I am already over Kay. *continues fixing

Selly: *crosses arms* Mhmm...

Kay: *just came back again to Mountain Land* H-Hello...w-who are y-you...

Alf: *love struck* I-I'm Alf, your future boyfrien--I m-mean your f-friend!!!

Selly: *rolls eyes* Weak.

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^^Alf cannot handle Kay even if he is upset haha :3

Pretty short but full of meanings! Still loading for upcoming 3 oneshots in this book!

Love ya!!! Toddles!! ❤😘