Random 4.8-Ships Incorrect Quotes

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^^^Yeah! Well, Mica Chan ships:

•Kay and Alf
•Genie and Maxie
•Duck and Selly
•Duke and Selly

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! LET'S GO!!!

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Alf: *sigh* Kay, this is a crime scene?!

Kay: *holds Ice Cream* WHAT IS THIS A MURDER WEAPON?!

Alf: KAY I SWEAR-

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Duke: *accidentally flirts on Kay*

Kay: Uh....*confused*

Alf: *loads a gun* Do you have a last wish?

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Selly: *holds flower* Aww, this is beautiful!

Duck: *smiles* You know what else is beautiful?

Selly: *confused* What?

Duck/Duke: You.

All: ...

•World War Three: Duke V.S. Duck•

Selly: *eating a cookie* This is fun.

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Kay: *sighs* Alf, I know we don't eye on eye on things...

Alf: That's because you're too short.

Kay: ...

Kay: *shows a knife* WHAT?!

Alf: *gulps* C-Continue.

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Genie: Aww look at this cute cat! She's so cute I love her tha-

Kay: *confused* Genie. That's Maxie.

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Alf: Kay, I like you.

Kay: *confused* What? You don't like me before? We been friends-

Alf: No, more than friends. I like you more than friends.

Kay: *even more confused* So...like a best friend?

Alf: I give up.

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Janne: *grins to Kay* I bet you will be mine if Alf said no.

Kay: ...I-I don't kn-kno-

Alf: What are you two talking about?

Janne: *rolls eyes* Who do you like?

Alf: That's weird to ask me.

Kay: *looks away* Please answer...

Alf: *sighs* You. Kay.

Janne/Kay: ....

Janne: *cries* Why are you two like this-

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Kay: What am I?

Alf: *breathes* *points to a door, to a bowl*

Kay: So...I am a door, a bowl. Wha-

Kay: *blushes* O-Oh..

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Selly: QUICK! GRAB ONE THING THAT YOU LOVE-Alf, Kay is a person. Not a thing.

Alf: *holding Kay* But I love Kay.

Selly: I SPECIFICALLY SAID A THING-

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Kay: Please kill me now. I feel depressed.

Alf: Please don't.

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Selly: *smirks* Kiss the hottest person in the room.

Alf: Genie?

Genie: *confused* What is it?

Alf: Please move, I am trying to find Kay.

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Selly: OUT OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, WHICH IS AROUND SEVEN BILLION, DUKE LIKE ME?! *cries* I feel so happy.

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Maxie: *smiles* HELLO GENIE!!!

Genie: *drinks coffee* Hello Maxie.

Also Genie: *fangirling inside*

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Kay: I don't know what to say about this...*points to Genie and Maxie kissing* But I feel proud.

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Alf: *sigh* You know, I kept giving hints every time but he still does not get it.

Genie: Mmhm...I feel you.

Kay/Maxie: What are you two talking about?

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Alf: *confused* You called the police because the Silent Hill's game's broken?

Kay: What choice do I have?

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Jeffrey: *sigh* Be straight we me-

Kay/Genie: *gay silence*

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Genie: *sad*

Maxie: Hi Genie! *smiles brightly*

Genie: *smiles*

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Kay: Do you know that insects are short tempered because they are small?

Duke: Really? Give me an example.

Selly: Spiders.

Genie: Wasps.

Alf: Kay.

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Kay: Come on Selly! Isn't it obvious?!

Selly: That Duke and Duck like me?

Kay: ...

Kay: I meant that fusion is impossible. But yeah. That too.

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Kay: If you have ten apples and I asked for five, how many apples do you still have?

Alf: *smiles* Zero?

Kay: *sighs* Alf, I may be bad at riddles but I'm not stupid. That's simple math and the answer is five.

Alf: I know, but I will give it all to you because I love you.

Kay: *blushes*

Kay: S-Stop that. Get out.

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Selly: *drinks her fifth coffee* Yeah, who's tired?

Duke: Selly I swear-

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*raises hand* I'm tired. But still going on!!!

I don't know why I basically ship Kay and Alf more than Duke and Selly to be honest. But can't blame me.

Love you! Toddles! 💗

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