the gang doing a birth simulator;

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-it was def steve's idea

-everyone was lowkey down

-except for dally

-he's a pain in the ass to convince 

-he was bribed a hundred dollars to do it

-pony fucking SCREECHED when that shit was only on level four

-soda literally started flipping out bc the patches that stick on were too cold

-"OHMYGODTHATSFREEZING"

-dallas is highkey tryna act tough but it hurts like a bitch

-"are you sure this shit's on, it doesn't hurt?"

*gets turned up a level or two*

-"SWEET MOTHER OF GOD"

-two bit is literally laughing but is in so much pain at the same time

-darry has mad respect for women

-he already did before but it just went up even more if that was possible

-steve is getting ATTACKED by everyone for this idea

-"STEVE YOU STUPID FUCK"

-"WHAT KIND OF SHITTY ASS IDEA WAS THIS?"

-johnny is at level ten and is unbothered

-"johnny how in the hell are you not dying right now?"

-"my parents rock my shit on the daily, what can i say?"

-everybody just shuts the fuck up after that

-when they get home pony pushes past everyone to ice his lower stomach

-"MOVE IT MOVE IT MOVE IT. OUT OF MY WAY BITCHES"

-dally did not forget about his money

-"where's my money two bitch?"

-let's just say they're all glad that they are boys

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