The Happily Never After!!

Oh my Pia

You know that annoying feeling , when you're trying to sleep , and this cumbersome phone keep on ringing ? Yep , count me in .

" Viyaan , " I grunted , " Pick up your phone ." I pulled in my Non-Viyaan pillow closer to me. After that day , I remember not to cuddle him anymore. I can't believe our zodiac compatibility is so less , yet we were spooning before. 

" It 's your phone ," he groaned , and I felt him shift beside me. 

My  phone? What in the world ?? 

I open one eye , and reach out for my phone. The strangely hard  side table is empty , so I move my hand further. Weird , when did I put table cloth on it..?

' Mira , that's my chest. " 

I haphazardly stood up from my sleeping posture and look at him , biting back whatever curses that are on the tip of my tongue . I can't believe this !! I just can't!!

" Your phone's still ringing." Viyaan sighed  , before dozing off. 

Oh , thank God it's so early in the morning and he's not awake ! I scoot over him and snatch my phone from the bedside. Pia ?

A t this time? 

This better not be a prank.  

" Hello ? " I ask , moving out of the room , quietly.

" MIRA BEHL ! MY LIFE IS IN RUINS!!!"

I rub my assaulted ear and keep the phone on my other , hopefully functioning ear .

" What's wrong ?" I roll my shoulders , trying to shake off all the lethargy. 

" MY LIFE IS IN RUINS!!" 

Okay , but how?

" Did you get fired ?" I exclaimed , thinking about the possible reasons.

" NO!!" 

" Oh , I get it . " I clicked my fingers  ," You 're landlord drove you out ? Listen you can come here-"

" OH MY GOD !! JUST LISTEN !!" 

I froze , and nodded in agreement.

" THERE'S THIS SHARMA-"

" Can you , tone down a little ? Just a bit ."   

" OKAY . There's this SHARMA who met my Mom , and now , I might need to meet him ?"

Huh ? 

" Go and meet him. We meet thousands of people in our lives , Pia." 

" I meant as in matrimonal meeting !! Alliance fixing!!" 

" Oh ." I nod ,  before realisation hits me like a pile of rocks , " Oh , oh ?" 

" OH . " Pia must have nodded. 

" Oh my  , Pia !" 

" Exactly . I don't want to marry anyone -" 

I gasp loudly , as a pair of hands snake around my waist , and I'm ready to scream bloody murder. The burglar  cups my mouth and I look up. Him. 

" Seriously ?" he shakes his head , and lets go off me. 

" Mira , Mira are you there?" Pia yelled through the phone. 

Seriously ? I should be the one asking that !! 

" Yes , I am Pia ." I glare knives at him , and stomp into the kitchen.

" As I was saying .."