A/N:Incorrect quotes with Sevy, the Batboys and the TMC! I thought it'd be super fun to do this, and I hope y'all enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it! Lmk if you wanna see more of these!
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Christopher: Why does everyone assume the worst from me?
Morgan, a few feet away: It saves time.
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Damian: I may be short, but you're still beneath me.
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Dick, playing twenty questions: What's the worst thing you did when you were drunk?
Jason: I don't need alcohol to make bad decisions
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Sevy, freaking out: WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE?!
Briar, nonchalantly eating a brownie while covered in the most blood: I may have aggressively poked someone
Sevy having an aneurysm: SPOFKGSPDFJG WITH WHAT EXACTLY?
Briar: ...... a knife
Sevy: YOU STABBED SOMEONE?!
Briar: I thought I clarified at the beginning that I aggressively poked them with it.
*Andre walks past in the background with a kitchen knife in his stomach*: Hey Sev! *proceeds to pass out*
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Bruce, getting a phone call from an unknown number : Hello?
Kidnapper: We have your daughter. You'll never see her again if you don't pay us 3 million dollars.
Bruce, confused AF: Huh? They're all in front of me right now.
*Sevy, Steph, Babs, Cass, Morgan, Briar and Selma all eating Chipotle around a table*
Kidnapper: The red head?
Bruce: I got two of those, you gotta specify.
Kidnapper: White streak in hair, cursing continuously?
Bruce: Oh, Sevy? Weird, she's right in front of me eating a giant burrito bowl...
Kidnapper, yelling at the others,distant: Sh*t! She got out!
Bruce:*cuts the line, swivels slowly around to face the girls* Sevy?
Sevy: *mouth full of Chipotle* mmph?
Bruce: *deathly quiet* Were you kidnapped?
Sevy: *snaps fingers* That's what I forgot to tell you! Silly me!
Bruce, slowly descending into a panic attack:.... WHY WOULD YOU FORGET THAT?!
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Selma: Nothing is free.
Andre: Air is free.
Jean-Pierre: Love is free.
Morgan: Friendship is free.
Christopher: Sleep is free.
Briar: Everything is free if you take it without asking.
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