A/N: Because third time's the charm? ;)
Enjoyyy
also theres some language in here , deal with it
Thx to @Norclop for helping me find promptssss love ya dude
Also @AM080705 because her/his writing is great and she/he inspired some of these:)
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Villain: You are the most irritating, most aggravating, most annoying person I've ever had to deal with!
Briar: Well, I aim to please.
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Bruce: Where are you going?
Sevy: To get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide in the car.
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Dick: If everyone jumped off a cliff, would you?
Tim: Bold of you to assume I wouldn't be the first to jump.
*cue Sevy and Dick having an aneurysm together*
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Sevy: Why do you always study the night before the exam?
Tim: Everybody knows that the best way to learn is under intense life-threatening situations.
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Sevy: WHICH ONE OF YOU IDIOTS LEFT MY BABY BROTHER AT THE GROCERY STORE?! He already has abandonment issues and this is making it all worse!
Bruce: I was in the cave the whole time.
Dick: I was eating lunch.
Tim: Why get groceries when you can get Starbucks?
Jason: Sevy- it was you, buddy-
Sevy: NO IT WASN'T, I GOT DAMIAN'S CALL WHEN I WAS COMING BACK FROM THE- f*ck.
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Briar: * runs into the room with panicked expression*
Sevy: Oh my god, what did you do?
Briar: NOBODY DIED!
Sevy: What kind of an answer is that?!
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Sevy: I . HATE. EVERYONE.
Damian: *voice cracks* Everyone?
Sevy: *sighs* except you and my family.....
Damian: :D
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Villain explaining the Batfamily: Okay, so they have like nine brain cells distributed among all of them. Batman has three, the techy-jumpsuit lady has three, Red Robin has one, Robin and Nightwing share one, they have one backup brain cell and Red Hood thinks he has one but it's just Nightwing whispering in his ear.
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