Yoongi:
I have good news and bad news
Yoongi:
Which one do u wanna hear first?
Hoseok:
Bad news?
Yoongi:
Okay um...
Yoongi:
We found out we have another alter...
In which Yoongi unveils another personality.
Instagram/Texting AU
YOONSPLIT SEQUEL...
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hiwelcometojoonies: IS THAT HOSEOKDKDHE
hiwelcometojinnies: LMFAO EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH AAHAHAHA
bratz.king: Baked bean lookin ass
agustwants_d_eath: Pocky stick since birth
hopeonthesidewalk: AGUSTKJDSKDJ
mostloved_sehunnn: But he actually looks adorable :(
yoongidique: Shut up Sehun nobody asked u
thatonepersoninfics: ^For once I agree with that bitch
mostloved_sehunnn: Eye—
mostloved_sehunnn:
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bratz.king: Hey only I can talk shit about Hun u whores 😤
hiwelcometojinnies: Just admit u love the guy and go uglie ✨
bratz.king: No ❤️
hiwelcometojoonies: Yo Wang how's England going?
_.dumbfuckjuice._: Have you perfected your British accent yet 🤩
hopeonthesidewalk: Jungkook 🤦♂️
thatonepersoninfics: No 💀
thatonepersoninfics: And it's going good
thatonepersoninfics: I just came back from a photoshoot with Jinyoung
bratz.king: Photoshoot?
agustwants_d_eath: Pretty sure that's what u do when u model babe
bratz.king: HE'S A MODEL?
van.gogh_whore: Whore y do u think he said "moving to England for a couple months for a modeling gig with my bf" in one of his posts 3 months ago?
bratz.king: He said that? 🤥
hopeonthesidewalk: U really don't pay attention to Wang do u 💀
bratz.king: Is it that obvious 😍
hiwelcometojoonies: Even Agust paid attention and he's the asshole of the group
agustwants_d_eath: I'm right here crab guy say it to my face
hiwelcometojoonies:
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hopeonthesidewalk: Jackson: heart ❤️ been broken 💔😔 so many times 🕰😪
thatonepersoninfics: 🗿
hiwelcometojinnies: Btw how's everything going for the married couple?
van.gogh_whore: Day 274 of Jungkook not knowing how to cook: we are having shrimp ramen for dinner tonight
mostloved_sehunnn: Again—
bratz.king: Girl eye— 💀
agustwants_d_eath: U two been eating nothing but shrimp ramen since u got married?
hiwelcometojoonies: Which was 6 month's ago 🗿
_.dumbfuckjuice._: No—
_.dumbfuckjuice._: I switch it up with chicken ramen from time to time too 🍜 🐷
van.gogh_whore: If I'm lucky I get beef ramen 🐄
hopeonthesidewalk:
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bratz.king: That heart disease do be callin ur name 😍
agustwants_d_eath: Who the fuck let Kook become a housewife
agustwants_d_eath: Dumbass ain't fit for the job
_.dumbfuckjuice._: 👁_👁
van.gogh_whore: That was my b fam 😔✊🏻
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If yk me or follow my Instagram, yk I have a special place in hell for little Hoseok 😼 i'm gonna exterminate that little whore somebody give me the bug spray
