Finally got my BTS Universe to start working ffs it took me hrs
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agustwants_d_eath:
Suddenly I feel relieved that I'm single
hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur stuck with Yoongi so u basically have to deal with his relationship problems too
agustwants_d_eath:
Now who the fuck said I had to do that
hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur literally the system's protector ur supposed to help him and the other alters 🗿
agustwants_d_eath:
So ur basically saying we're dating too?
hopeonthesidewalk:
NO
agustwants_d_eath:
I always thought ur keyboard smashing was annoying but I guess that was just ur way of flirting
agustwants_d_eath:
If u wanted me u could've just said so pocky stick
hopeonthesidewalk:
KDHSKXJS STFU
hopeonthesidewalk:
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hopeonthesidewalk:
THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
hopeonthesidewalk:
U know what nvrmnd 💀
agustwants_d_eath:
Is that me?
hopeonthesidewalk:
Yeah when we were FaceTiming last month to show off ur new painting skills
agustwants_d_eath:
Wow u even have reaction memes of me
agustwants_d_eath:
This isn't a crush anymore it's an obsession
hopeonthesidewalk:
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hopeonthesidewalk:
I HATE U
agustwants_d_eath:
I'm laughing rn
agustwants_d_eath:
Anyways
agustwants_d_eath:
I'm actually getting along with Exister
hopeonthesidewalk:
The new alter?
agustwants_d_eath:
Yup
hopeonthesidewalk:
I still find that name odd
agustwants_d_eath:
Yeah but weirdly fitting since they're a ghost alter
hopeonthesidewalk:
Tru
hopeonthesidewalk:
How's it going with them?
agustwants_d_eath:
They're warming up to us
agustwants_d_eath:
They're actually pretty chill I like them more than Sugar's bratty ass
hopeonthesidewalk:
It's actually pretty thoughtful of u for using their right pronouns
hopeonthesidewalk:
We love a respectful king 😌✨
agustwants_d_eath:
Well I had to get used to it
agustwants_d_eath:
I accidentally called them a he once without thinking and got bitch slapped
hopeonthesidewalk:
Finally someone who can put u in ur place 😍
agustwants_d_eath:
I wish Instagram would let me dislike a message
agustwants_d_eath:
By the way
agustwants_d_eath:
Yoonie wants ice cream
hopeonthesidewalk:
Stop using Yoonie for ur ice cream u hag
agustwants_d_eath:
Well then just fucking buy me ice cream alrdy damn it
hopeonthesidewalk:
Fine
hopeonthesidewalk:
Just this once
agustwants_d_eath:
Oh shit wait u fr?
hopeonthesidewalk:
Yes
agustwants_d_eath:
Oh hell yeah
agustwants_d_eath:
See u couldn't resist the Agust charm
agustwants_d_eath:
Knew ur little crush would come in handy
hopeonthesidewalk:
U don't have ur ice cream yet
hopeonthesidewalk:
Shut up before I make u buy ur own
agustwants_d_eath:
Ah shit
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AgustxHoseok is the only ship that matters now
✨Hogust✨
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Yoonsplat // Sope
FanfictionYoongi: I have good news and bad news Yoongi: Which one do u wanna hear first? Hoseok: Bad news? Yoongi: Okay um... Yoongi: We found out we have another alter... In which Yoongi unveils another personality. Instagram/Texting AU YOONSPLIT SEQUEL...
