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Follow my second acc just cuz 🐷: Hoseokdique

Also, I don't know if I need to clarify this since the joke seemed to fly over a lot of your heads but I chose Semin as Sehun and Jimin's ship name instead of Jihun because it's SUPPOSED to sound like "semen" 🗿 It's supposed to be funny lmao you guys should know my humor by now

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bratz.king:
Hey Agust

agustwants_d_eath:
Jimin

bratz.king:
Surprised u didn't call me babe or baby

agustwants_d_eath:
Cuz u made it clear that u don't like it

bratz.king:
Who said I didn't

bratz.king:
WAITBEKFHDKDJ

bratz.king:
✨Ignore✨

agustwants_d_eath:
What do u want Park

agustwants_d_eath:
I was trying to sleep but ur message woke me up

bratz.king:
U know u can just ignored me

agustwants_d_eath:
I can't

bratz.king:
Y not?

agustwants_d_eath:
I never ignore you

bratz.king:
...

bratz.king:
Stop flirting

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm not flirting I'm being honest damn

bratz.king:
😒😖😒😒

bratz.king:
Anyways

bratz.king:
I heard what happened yesterday

bratz.king:
And I've been feeling guilty about how I treated u when u texted me last time

bratz.king:
I wanted to apologize

agustwants_d_eath:
It's cool I'm used to it

bratz.king:
Don't say that ur making me feel even guiltier 😩

agustwants_d_eath:
Kinda want u to feel even worse as payback so hopefully the fact that I tried starting a convo with all of Yoongi's friend before I came to u and was rejected every single time does the trick

bratz.king:
Ur an asshole

agustwants_d_eath:
I know

bratz.king:
But so am I

bratz.king:
Look I'm really sorry Agust

bratz.king:
I was in a pissy mood cuz I lost Sehun to Luhan but I shouldn't have taken my anger out on u

agustwants_d_eath:
Jimin it's fine rlly u don't need to explain urself

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