Yoonsplat // Sope

30

30 part milestone 😲

Just so you guys know, Yoonsplat's most likely not gonna be as long as Yoonsplit (I think)

I might update again tomorrow if I'm not loaded with assignments because I have 31 & 32 already written heh

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agustwants_d_eath:
I hate myself for caring

agustwants_d_eath:
But how u holdin up pocky stick?

hopeonthesidewalk:
Is Yoongi co-conscious?

agustwants_d_eath:
No

hopeonthesidewalk:
Then horribly

hopeonthesidewalk:
But thanks for asking

agustwants_d_eath:
Hey y r aren't u using emojis

agustwants_d_eath:
That's my thing bitchface

hopeonthesidewalk:
I really don't feel like texting anyone Agust

hopeonthesidewalk:
Especially not u

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm offended

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm a blessing idk what the fuck ur talking about

hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur wearing the same face as my ex do u really think I'm in the mood to text u?

agustwants_d_eath:
We're not the same person u fucker

agustwants_d_eath:
Plus I'm apparently ur best friend so I always feel like I have to protect u like ur one of the alters in our system now

agustwants_d_eath:
Damn it when the hell did I stoop this low

agustwants_d_eath:
I didn't used to be this mushy

agustwants_d_eath:
Fuck u asshat

hopeonthesidewalk:
U were sweet one second then cussing me out the next—

hopeonthesidewalk:
Ur constant change of mood

hopeonthesidewalk:
It amazes me

hopeonthesidewalk:
But seriously thanks for checking up on me

hopeonthesidewalk:
It's nice of u

agustwants_d_eath:
I'd send a throwing up emoji rn if I wasn't so repulsed by it

agustwants_d_eath:
...

agustwants_d_eath:
Come on ur usually the one keeping the convo going

hopeonthesidewalk:
No that's u

agustwants_d_eath:
Oh shit u rite

agustwants_d_eath:
My bad fam

agustwants_d_eath:
But anyways I also came here to talk to u about something

hopeonthesidewalk:
Shoot

agustwants_d_eath:
I saw ur texts with Yoonie a couple days ago

agustwants_d_eath:
Sry I monitor his acc daily in case something goes wrong

agustwants_d_eath:
But he's been pretty upset ever since u stopped talking to him

agustwants_d_eath:
Although ur the only person I really consider my friend

agustwants_d_eath:
I understand y it'd be easy for u to leave me behind too

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm not exactly the best guy to be around and u really wouldn't be the first one to stop talking to me

hopeonthesidewalk:
Don't say that Agust...

agustwants_d_eath:
But please take Yoonie into consideration

agustwants_d_eath:
Ik u and Yoongi broke up but u took up the role of being Yoonie's caregiver and daddy

agustwants_d_eath:
U can't just forget him Hoseok

agustwants_d_eath:
I'm sorry but I get worried whenever he randomly comes and cries to me out of no where now

hopeonthesidewalk:
Agust I really can't rn

hopeonthesidewalk:
I love Yoonie I swear

hopeonthesidewalk:
But I just got dumped by your system's host

hopeonthesidewalk:
U and any of the alters are the last people I want to talk to right now

hopeonthesidewalk:
U guys didn't do anything wrong but u keep reminding me of Yoongi and it's stressing me out

agustwants_d_eath:
Yeah I get it

agustwants_d_eath:
Don't worry I won't bother u anymore

agustwants_d_eath:
Sorry Hoseok

agustwants_d_eath:
But thanks for letting me know what it feels like to have a friend

agustwants_d_eath:
Goodnight

agustwants_d_eath:
Wait does this mean I can't get anymore ice cream?

hopeonthesidewalk:
I never buy u ice cream in the first place

agustwants_d_eath:
Man

agustwants_d_eath:
U cruel fuck

agustwants_d_eath:
Okay night fr now

hopeonthesidewalk:
Goodnight
Delivered

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I honestly feel really bad for Agust (even before this whole break up between Yoongi and Hoseok) 😕 just imagine not having your own body so you just spend your whole existence almost hidden. He can't have his own relationship (well, he can but he doesn't wanna do that to Yoongi and Hoseok) and he basically takes care of Yoonie like his own little brother.

He's the system's protector so everyone else's problems are his problems and he has to find solutions for them. Idk it just sounds mentally exhausting to not have your own "life"

Anyways, say it with me Agust babie 😔✊🏻