Break in?

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Fresh: I think someone broke into my house... He in mah livin' room--

Blue: Okay, stay where you are. We're gonna send someone over right now.

Fresh: Hang on-- Imma investigate--

Blue: You do not have to do tha--

Fresh: *gAaaSp* " It Ain't no man... It's a dog-- an' I hate dogs--

Blue: If it's a dog, it could be rabid. Do not approach it--

Fresh: I'm approachin' the rabid dog now--

( This is probably Drunk Fresh-- xD )

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