(All the vines are in the video above, except this first one)
Error: i think i just found my new favourite bodily sound
Lust: *demonic screech*
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Red: no off topic questions-- because I don't want to-- no there-- NO-- permission denied-- that's an off topic question-- NEXT-- You have been stopped--
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Nm: hey everybody, today my brother pushed me so I'm starting a kickstarter to put him down. *pulls up a picture of Dream* the benefits of killing him is that I would get pushed way less--
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*Ink and Error battling in the kitchen*
Blue: Can I get a waffle? Can i please get a waffle?
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Fresh: *picks up swiss cheese* THE CHEESE OF TRUTH *slaps it on a newspaper and reads through one of the holes of the cheese* "immigrants cause cancer--"
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Error: *driving* "road work ahead"? Uh-- YEAH.... I SURE HOPE IT DOES
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Ink: *taking a video of Blue and Dream* you guys, say "Colorado!"
Nm: *skiis past them while screaming*
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Teacher: um, Fresh, can you read number twenty three for the class?
Teenage Fresh: no I cannot-- Whaddup I'm Fresh, I'm nineteen, and I never fucking learned how to read--
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Red: ...oh-- sorry, i fell asleep while I was waitin' on you to make me a sandwich
Death: GO BACK TO SLEEP, AND STARVE--
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Ink: So basically what i was thinking of was uh-- *gets punched by Error* oh fuck-- I can't believe you've done this--
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(With ship child of mine)
Error: Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that meth
Stevie: *throws candy at Error's head*
Error: .............try me, bitch--
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Blue: *swinging pillows around*
Fresh: Blue, don't-- Blue! Blue! Blue! Watch the light, dude!
Blue: ................... *smashes the light with the pillow*
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Fresh: *sitting there*
Error: Fresh do you want the Furby? *throws the Furby across the room*
Fresh: *smashes into the shelf*
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Shakira: --But you've got it all. Believe it.
When you fall get up--
Nm: ey ey--
Shakira: And if you fall get up--
Fresh: I'M GAY--
Shakira: Tsamina mina zangalewa--
Sans: i have crippling depression--
Shakira: Tsamina mina--
Nm: ey ey--
Shakira: Waka waka--
Fresh: I'M GAY--
Shakira: Tsamina mina zangalewa--
Horror: WHAT A LOVELY DAY-- *sprays metallic paint into his mouth*
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Fresh: *fills his cup with every single kinda pop* *takes a sip* fu[n]k you--
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Blue: hey Dream, want some? *hands Dream a pop can*
Dream: THIS IS EMPTY--YEET-- *throws it across the room*
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Lust: Hey how much money do you have?
Blue: uh-- 69¢
Lust: you know what that means~
Blue: *sobs* I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets--
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Error: Hey how much did you pay for that taco?
Blue: Ey you know when this boi's got his free taco-- *falls down and drops the taco*
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Everyone: *in the gymnasium*
Error: *swinging around from the ceiling by his strings*
YOU ARE READING
Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)
Humorall aboard on the humor train! Mostly shitposts With over-usage of Error and Fresh You can also ask the Sanses and the author (Some of these things are said by The_Unknownmonster So go follow her)
