(The art above is mine)
Lust: Hey Fresh. You should drink this *holds out a bottle of whiskey*
Fresh: No thanks
Lust: drink it
Fresh: no
Lust: drink i--
Fresh: OKAY, FINE *snatches the bottle from Lust and starts chugging it*
a few moments later
Geno: Fresh?! are you okay?
Fresh: *drunk* CANNONBALL!!!!*jumps into a pile of snow*
Geno: *sigh* ...Lust... what did you let him have this time... RED!
Red: what the fuck do you want
Geno: we need to get Fresh back at Error's house
Red: ugh why
Geno: because Fresh is super... SUPER drunk and I need to him back at Error's house because if we let him stay here at this party any longer, things could get bad and Fresh can possibly end up killing someone
Red: *sighs* ......okay... *pulls Fresh out of the pile of snow* c'mon idiot. We're takin' you home *drags Fresh over to Geno's van*
Fresh: Where are we going?
Geno: Come on, get inside.
Fresh: Where are we going?
Geno: We're going to Chuck E. Cheese.
Red: Chuck E. Cheese? Oh, God, I'm so sick of Chuck E. Cheese.
Geno: We're going to his house, Red.
Red: I know, just sayin'...
*while driving to Error's house*
Red: Fresh, what are you drinking?
Fresh: I found it under the seat *holding a bottle of alcohol*
Geno: *driving* Oh my God, Fresh, put that down.
Fresh: I'm thirsty.
Geno: Give the bottle to Red *sprays Fresh with a spray bottle*
Fresh: No!
Geno: Give the bottle to Red!
Fresh: I'm thirsty!
Red: Give it to me.
Fresh: No.
Red: Fresh... *to Geno* You just keep your eyes on the road *to Fresh* Give me the bottle or you're fired.
Fresh: You can't fire me, I don't work in this van!
Red: Give it to me, Fresh
Fresh: No *takes a drink*
Red: Give me the bottle!!
Geno: *to Red* Will you stop?
Red: Gimme the bottle, Fresh!
Geno: Red, stop.
Fresh: *drinks* Mmmmm...
Red: Just give it!
Geno: Red, stop *sprays Red, then Fresh*
Red: Stop, stop it! Stop spraying!
Fresh: *whines*
Red: Gimme the bottle!
Geno: Stop *sprays Red*
Fresh: My eyes!
Red: Stop spraying me! Gimme the bottle!
20 minutes later
Geno: *knocks on Error's door* *looks over at Red* never again
Red: *shakes his head* never again
Error: *opens up the door* what the fuck do you want
Geno: Fresh got drunk. Here's your wife *holds out a sleeping Fresh*
Geno and Red: *walks back to the van*
Error:*very confused* what the fu....
YOU ARE READING
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