Little killer: * Dying from some Disease- or something, sitting in a hospital bed*
Little killer: * Looks up at Nightmare to see that he's crying*
Little killer: " why are you sad? "
Nightmare: " * Sniff* Because were saying Goodbye, Killer."
Killer: " Than say 'Hello.'. "
Nightmare: " . . . "
Nightmare: " Hello, Killer. "
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Sci: " I you Drop Soap on the floor, Is the floor clean or is the soap dirty?"
Sci: " Who closes the Bus door after the driver gets off?"
Sci: " If you work at a hospital, Can you call in sick? "
Sci: " If Black holes absorb all light around it, and none can escape. How can we see them?-"
Sci: " ACCORDING TO ALL KNOWN LAWS OF AVIATION-"
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Nightmare: " Killer, Let me see what you have-"
Child Killer: * Running around a giant pool*
Child killer: " A Knife! "
Nightmare: " NO!-"
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The_Unknownmonster: " Hey Fresh, Skittles or Sprinkles?"
* Still Strangling Dream for eating all the skittles, and looks over. *
Fresh: " Skittles, mah Brah."
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Killer: " Tide pods And Windex come in many delicious various Flavours. Such as-"
Nightmare: " Killer, you shouldn't be eating that."
Killer: " Well maybe you shouldn't be eating that-"
Monster: " Wait- that doesn't Even make any Sense-"
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Nightmare: " Howl with me! "
Nightmare: " Awoooooo!"
Cross: " Nyaaaaaaaa-"
Killer: " Leedle leedle lee-"
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Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)
Humorall aboard on the humor train! Mostly shitposts With over-usage of Error and Fresh You can also ask the Sanses and the author (Some of these things are said by The_Unknownmonster So go follow her)
