More shitposts :D (and a random song I like above)
*over the phone shitpost*
Fresh: Hello?
Error: Hey, what's up?
Fresh: I need your help, and you come here?
Error: uh, I can't. I'm buying clothes
Fresh: Alright, well hurry up and get over here
Error: I can't find them
Fresh: ..........what do you mean you can't find 'em
Error: i can't find them, there's only soup
Fresh: what do you mean "there's only soup"?
Error: It means there's only soup!
Fresh: WELL THEN GET OUT OF THE SOUP AISLE
Error: ALRIGHT, YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME! *goes to the next aisle* ...........there's still soup
Fresh: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "THERE'S MORE SOUP"?!
Error: THERE'S JUST MORE SOUP!
Fresh: go into the next aisle!
Error: there's still soup!
Fresh: WHERE ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?!
Error: I'm at Soup!
Fresh: What do you mean you're "at Soup"?!
Error: it means i'm at Soup!
Fresh: what store are you in?!
Error: I'm at the Soup Store!!
Fresh: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!!?!?!?!
Error: FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!
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Red: I lost my fries
Sans: At least you still have the marinara sauce
Red: Oh sure, I'll eat the marinara sauce by itself because it's a brilliant idea
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ten year old Blue: What if some kids were playing ring around the Rosie, but they were spinning around a grenade that was about to blow up
ten year old Cross: I'm concerned for your sanity
ten year old Blue: Why are you concerned for something that doesn't exist--
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Fresh: *breaks the door down* SANTA WORKS FOR THE FBI
everyone:
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Fresh: *kisses his Chromebook camera lens before closing it*
Fresh: goodnight, Mr. FBI man
Error and Dust: *standing in the doorway*
Error: *sigh*...you're lucky we're married, Fresh... *Walks away*
Dust:
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(with Stevie)
Stevie: Mom?
Fresh: yeah?
Stevie: how much has dad had to drink...?
Fresh: i dunno.. why?
Stevie: Because he just tried to lick his nose, failing, and then rolling on the carpet, yelling "IT'S GETTING AWAY!"
Fresh:
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Cross: *coughs in public* EXCUSE ME, everyone, i need to inform you all that I do NOT have COVID, I simply have choked on my own spit because I am TRULY INCOMPETENT as a living BEING--
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Dust: *sleeping, hearing the phone ring, and answering it* hello...?
Killer: So i calculated.... I'm 100 kilos...And I just ate 800 grams of ravioli... like a whole fucking can... that means I'm 0.8% ravioli
Dust: I'ts 4 a.m, what the fu--
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Fresh: *doing the default dance in front of the fridge at 2 am*
Error:
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Killer: Hungary!
Dust: Then you should probably eat!
Killer: Maybe i can find some food if I Czech the fridge
Dust: There's Norway you'll find something in your fridge
Killer: Man, you're really Russian to get those puns out
Dust: They're a real Spain to put up with
Killer: Really? I don't Bolivia
Dust: Uganda be kiddin' me
Killer: Denmark my words, you won't find better puns
Dust: Kenya think of any more?
Killer: Nope, Iran outta ideas
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Lust: I wasn't that drunk, was I?
Horror: in WalMart, when the intercom thing came on, you dropped to your knees, and screamed, "THE LORD HAS SPOKEN!!!!"
lust: oh
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*over the phone*
Red: You're late for dinner, get home now
Sans: No, I'm on my way to Narnia!
Red: You're drunk, aren't you?
Sans: no... what makes you say that?
Red: *sigh* where do we live, then
Sans: In an over sized mushroom in smurf village
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Fresh: *pouring coffee all over himself
Error: *walks in the room* what the fu[n]k are you doing
Fresh: MORE ESPRESSO, LESS DEPRESSO! *proceeds to pour the coffee*
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Sans: *looking at a photo of himself when he was ten years old* oh young Sans, there's so much I need to warn you about...
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Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)
Humorall aboard on the humor train! Mostly shitposts With over-usage of Error and Fresh You can also ask the Sanses and the author (Some of these things are said by The_Unknownmonster So go follow her)
