Humor Train Of Shitposts And Asks (UnderTale AUs) (OLD AND CRINGY‼️)

a few funny bonus scenes that @mocha_mochii made

Chapter: Coffee

Klez : * Walks in with Blue* *Hears moaning* "Uncle Blue? Why is mommy and daddy making weird sounds?"

Blue : "Let's go to Palette's place yeah?'

Klez : "Okay!"

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chapter: Shimmy

Klez : "Mommy?"

Fresh : "Yes?"

Klez : "What's a orgasm?"

Fresh : ".........I dunno I never had one."

Error : "*cough*"

Klez : "Mommy?"

Fresh : "Go to Uncle Blue's house- Me and your dad are gonna be busy."

Uh- yea-

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Chapter: Shimmy

Fresh : "GET OUTTA MAH HOUSE!"

Klez : "Mommy why are you yelling?"

Fresh : "No reason Hon go back to sleep."

Klez : "Okay!"

Error's mind : "God I love that kid."

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Chapter: "You're my dad!"

Fresh : *Walks in* "I think I've infected my kid." 

Klez : "Infected me how mommy?"

 Fresh : "....Its nothing Ill go see your uncle Blue now. Bye. *Teleports away*"

Error : "Fuck. I think he did infect you. Welp, time for a bath and quarantine."

Klez : "Dad?"

Error : "What?"

Klez : "What's a 'Fuck'-"

Error : "We're gonna get ice cream dont tell your mom!" *mentally having a panic attack* 

Klez : "Okay!"

Klez's mind : "Still, Whats a 'fuck'?"

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chapter: break in?

Error : "Uh- Fresh- Hun- You okay?"

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chapter: couldn't think of a title--

Klez : "Mommy's not ok-" 

 Blue : "I know." 

 Klez : "Can I come with you?" 

 Blue : "Yea-" 

 Two hours later 

 Fresh : *Busts into Klez's room* "Klez?!" 

 Fresh : "WHO STOLE MAH BABY!?" 

 Blue : "Im gonna die-" *hiding in his closet* 

 Klez : "Mommy?-"

 Then Blue died- 

 The end-

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chapter: scary fact

Fresh : "HOW DID YOU GET MAH HOUSE-

Cross : "I DONT KNOW-"

Error : "You have broke my husband-"

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chapter: commercials

Cross : "90% of me is sure he's been like this since Horror became his friend."

Error : "............Sure."

Klez : "Dad?"

Error : "What?'

Klez : "You never answered my question."

Error : "Uh- What?-"

Klez : "What's a fuck?"

Cross : *dying of laughter*

Error : *crashes*

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chapter: J.K. Rowling

Klez : "Mommy."

Fresh : "Yes?"

 Klez : "Is Uncle Inky okay?"

Fresh : *mentally raging* "No. There's something wrong with him I forgot to take him to therapy."

Klez : "Okay Mommy!"

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chapter: How to ask him out, brought to you by Lust

Error : "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star we can do it in a car." 

Nightmare : "OH MY GOD STOP!"

Dust : "Row Row Row your boat, gently down the stream~, merrily, merrily, merrily merrily~ I can make ya scream~"

Lust, and Error : "DO IT!"

Nightmare : "NO!"

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chapter: clap your hands

Fresh : "What has happened to this family?"

Klez : "Mommy?"

Fresh : "Yes?"

Klez : "What's a Fuck?"

Fresh : "........"

Fresh : "Sweetie if you go to bed we'll get you ice cream."

Klez : "Okay mommy!"

Cross : "You are breaking that poor child!"

Fresh : "Hes already broken dude."

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chapter: Couldn't think of a title for this one either...

Klez is now traumatized. Blue is still dead and Fresh probably got pregnant-
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chapter: how to become a fossil

Fresh : "I'm already dead-"

Reaper : "HOW DID YOU GET IN-"

Geno : "I let him in a few minutes ago." 

Reaper : "Oh."

The end-

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chapter: when you can't stop talking about your sexuality

Fresh : "Its like 4am, GO TO SLEEP-"