OOPSY!!! Dialogue Story

FIVE

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"Hello?"

"It has been a week!"

"I am pretty sure that people greet each other and ask how the other is doing before making some sort of announcement."

"Julia, love, I know you are fantastic and I am incredible. That just reminded me of the Fantastic Four for some reason. I guess you'd be the invisible girl while I am Mr Fantastic. Or maybe the rock man, because as I recall, you have a thing for The Rock."

"Is that your way of asking for us to be something more?"

"Julia, Julia. Sweet sweet, Julia. We have already slept together, what else could there be?"

"I wonder how you got me in bed with you."

"I am a very charming and handsome guy, who wouldn't want to be in bed with me?"

"I remember now, Margaritas."

"and what do they have to do with anything?"

"I do stupid things under the influence and then get bitch slapped in the morning in the form of a hangover. It is no wonder I slept with you."

"For the billionth time, you have got to stop wounding me like that. I am so close to ending up in the hospital."

"and that would be doing me a favour."

"And why is that?"

"I won't have to be disturbed by you anymore."

"Little Julia, I know you don't mean that. I am actually doing you a favour. I have had your phone for a week and no one, I mean absolutely no one has sent you a text or even called. You must live a sad little life. You should be thankful you have me to entertain you."

"I don't use my phone much. Everybody knows the way to reach me is through my front doors."

"So I am the lucky person who gets to have you all to himself through these phone calls?"

"I keep asking myself why I keep answering your calls."

"Besides my charm and handsomeness?"

"I don't know why you keep referring to yourself as any of that."

"Come on, Julia, you amongst the hundred females in the state are aware of my handsomeness."

"Is that even a word?"

"Only when I say it. And plus, I make it sound so sexy."

"...."

"No denial, I love it when I leave women speechless."

"...."

"Julia?"

"...."

"Fuck, Julia!"

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CheekySally

I changed the ending! For now anyways. I have nothing else to say just vote. Comment. And thanks for the read. And isn't it so cool that the chapters are a little longer now? No? Oh well.