OOPSY!!! Dialogue Story

SEVEN

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"What do you want?"

"I am surprised you have finally memorized your number."

"I am busy... Gosh, what the fuck is your name?"

"Hmm, I gave you two weeks and you still haven't figured it out yet. I am so disappointed, Julia."

"I don't remember exchanging names when we met."

"Yes! Finally, we get to talk about that night!"

"There is nothing to talk about."

"There is everything to talk about. I still remember the tight dress you wore. You are curvy for a little person."

"Aargh! Beth made me wear it!"

"Am I to know who this Beth person is?"

"She is my best friend. She decided I needed to go out and forced me into that dress!"

"I would really like to meet this Beth character. So I could thank her for being so stubborn and getting you into that dress. Which, if I have to be honest, is the best thing ever made."

"...."

"Speechless."

"...."

"Have you hang up on me again?"

"N-no."

"I have always thought my ability to leave women speechless was a blessing but you are making me run for my money."

"Have you always been this conceited?"

"I don't know what you are talking about."

"Please, you are well aware of what I am talking about."

"Sorry, can't hear you over all of this awesomeness."

"...."

"Julia?"

"...."

"I promise, I will try to not make it about me for 20 seconds. Pinkie swear."

"You behave more like a child than the children in my class."

"Am I getting a pick into your life, Julia?"

"No you are not."

"Oh come on! We were just getting to know each other there."

"Knowing you is the last thing on my mind."

"There goes another bruise in my already fragile heart."

"...."

"Have you fainted?"

"I'd have much preferred it if I died."

"Ouch! And the bruises keep on coming. Is this your favourite past time? Hurting my ego?"

"You make it so easy."

"But still, you will never break me! Haha!"

"Okay, friendly advice, never do that again!"

"Friendly? Have I been accepted into the squad?"

"Squad? Seriously? How old are you?"

"Any age you want me to be."

"And that's my cue to leave."

"Can I just say one thing."

"I swear if you make it about you, we will never speak again."

"Okay, threat received. So I am not going to do that. Though I don't know why you wouldn't want to hear about me. I am the best thing- uh... Julia?"

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CheekySally

😂😂😂 I honestly do not know what to do with this guy.

Thanks for reading.