OOPSY!!! Dialogue Story

FIFTEEN

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"How come you haven't asked for your phone back again?"

"That is always my intention every time I call you. But hearing your voice takes me back to that night when-"

"Do not finish that sentence!"

"You don't even know what I was going to say!"

"Knowing you, I know it wasn't G rated stuff."

"Damn, you know me so well now. I can't hide from you any longer."

"Damn, straight."

"We have been talking for a month now."

"Has it really been that long?"

"Yeah and still no one has called you. Seriously, Julia, how sad is your life? And stop it with the eye roll."

"My life is not so bad."

"All I saw there was that your life is bad but you just don't think it is as bad as it actually is."

"You never make sense."

"You just don't understand me."

"I understand well enough."

"But not the way I want you to."

"...."

"Anyways, Little Julia, what exciting thing had been happening on my phone?"

"You get a whole lot of messages from girls. I almost flushed your phone down the toilet when the naked pictures started to come."

"What?! How am I only hearing about this now? Have you been cock blocking me, Julia?"

"Seriously? Why do I talk to you!"

"We already established this, little Julia. My charming personality."

"Which I still refuse to believe exist."

"It got you in bed with me, didn't it?"

"...."

"Don't shutdown on me, little Julia. We still have so much to talk about."

"I have nothing to say to you."

"Well I have so much to ask you."

"Which I am not obligated to answer."

"Come on, Julia. We are friends. You owe me as much."

"When did we become friends?"

"Oh you know, through those friendly chats we've had and you've given me friendly advice."

"That doesn't make us friends."

"Oh is that so?"

"Yes."

"Fine. Then 'the chick I bang' would continue to be used when I talk about you to my friends."

"I am repulsed by you."

"We both know that's a lie."

"I really am."

"I don't believe you."

"Whatever. So we are friends?"

"That slept with each other one time and it was the best night of their lives."

"You are not as good as you give yourself credit for."

"I can say whatever I want. Since you refuse to admit that you remember that night. Vividly if I might add."

"I don't know what you are talking about."

"The more you deny it, the more I will add juice to the story and explain, in excruciating detail, every touch, kiss--Hello? Julia?"

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