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"Hello?"
"You have no idea how happy I am to hear your voice."
"I am flattered."
"And that was the intention."
"To what do I owe the pleasure."
"Pleasure? Flattered? The happy tone in your voice? I should have known something was up. You are not Julia."
"Then who could I be?"
"Her optimistic twin. Definitely. Damn, twins. That is so hot."
"How old are you?"
"And now you are interested in things about me? Seriously? Where the fuck is my Julia?"
"I am not your anything. So what, I can't be friendly?"
"Has the earth been adapted by very happy and people pleasing aliens?"
"No."
"Then nope. You cannot be friendly. Unless your liver and blood stream is filled with margaritas. And plus it feels weird when you are nice."
"Can we never speak about that M word again?"
"If you hate the drink so much, why did you drink it?"
"How can I not? My best friend drags me to a singles night club and I have all these kinds of men coming up to me and hitting on me with stupid lines and staring at my boobs and legs. I needed liquid courage to make it through that night. And margaritas make me forget myself."
"Good thing I came to your rescue."
"You did not come to my rescue."
"Oh but I did."
"You didn't!"
"Oh but I did. It was through my heroic actions that you ended up in bed with me."
"You obviously dragged me there."
"Are you saying that I took advantage of you?"
"...."
"Fuck, why are you not laughing with me? Wait, oh I see."
"Mark, wait-"
"...."
"Did he just, hang up on me?"
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Short StoryOne Night Stand Gone Wrong ◇◇◇ She didn't know how it happened. She was at the club on singles' night but she was not single. Under the manipulation of her best friend, she goes and falls in bed with a stranger. Margaritas were not a girl's best fri...
