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"Hello?"

"I've just realized how polite you sound when you first answer the call."

"I keep hoping it is Dwayne Johnson calling but life seems to hate me."

"I call that karma. It's obviously punishing you for stealing my phone and puking on my very expensive carpet."

"First of all, I did not steal your phone. I took it by mistake. I was in a hurry."

"To get away from me? Julia, why do you like hurting me so?"

"And secondly, the carpet thing was an accident."

"Of course. I am pretty sure that you couldn't hold your dinner for the toilet."

"Just mail me the bill for the dry cleaners, okay?"

"It is going to be hard for them to clean a burnt carpet."

"You burnt it?"

"My mother did. She wasn't pleased by the odour."

"Sorry I got you in trouble."

"...."

"Why are you laughing?"

"I promise you, you didn't get me into any trouble."

"How expensive was it exactly?"

"Are you offering to buy me a new one?"

"Depends on how much it costs."

"There is no need. I hated that thing."

"You sure?"

"Yes, I am very sure. Now to the issue at hand."

"Your phone?"

"We can come back to that later."

"Then what?"

"Well you see here, Julia, my ego is still wounded by your escape. It wouldn't hurt for you to smooth the feathers and stroke it a little bit."

"How come I don't remember your name?"

"And she continues to wound me."

"Did you take drama in high school?"

"I have always been told I have a flair for the dramatics."

"I can feel you smirking."

"I knew I'd get under your skin, sooner or later."

"And that marks the end of our conversation."

"Damn, that was not how I wanted to hear my name from you for the first time."

"...."

"Hello? Julia? Damn it!"

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