( warning: offensive, maybe-)
Noo Noo: * sleeping* * in a pile of dirty dishes* * wakes up* F*CK!! I'VE BEEN CLEANING DISHES IN MY SLEEP AGAIN!!!!
Tinky: * sleeping on his bed*
Noo Noo: * breaks through the door* WE'RE F*CKING LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!!!!!!
Tinky: * wakes up* what the f*ck?
Noo Noo: Dipsy, go grab your sister Po
Dipsy: * grabs Po by the hair*
Po: ow
Noo Noo: no not by that!
Laa Laa: * holding a box of cereal*
Noo Noo: * grabs it and yeets it across the room* NO! THERE'S NO TIME FOR CEREAL! * grabs granola bars* here have granola bars! * runs out of the kitchen*
Laa Laa: * shrugs*
Noo Noo: * runs back in* NO! NO TIME FOR GRANOLA BARS!! * grabs granola bars and yeets them across the room*
Po: * shrugs and starts eating the table*
Noo Noo: F*CK IT! we'll just have to do breakfast to lunch, and lunch to dinner! EVERYONE GRAB A COFFEE! WE ARE DOING DINNER AT 3 IN THE MORNING!! * pours hot coffee on his face*
Shadow: ; 0 ;
Miles: * still in bed*
Noo Noo: * runs in* GET YOUR *SS UP YOU LAZY SON OF A B*TCH!!!
Miles: * falls off the bed*
Noo Noo: YOU'RE CHANGING YOUR OWN DIPER!!!!
Anne: * laughing at Miles*
Miles: WTF!? I DON'T F*CKING WEAR THOSE!!!!
Yeti: can I have some milk
Noo Noo: * wearing a sombrero* no you can't have milk on Taco Tuesday!
Yeti: why?
Noo Noo: because it's not Mexican! now eat your Doritos! * yeets doritos in his face*
Yeti: ACK-
Claw: HA!
Noo Noo: * on the phone* no I don't have a favorite child, but I do have a least favorite, and it's the tallest...
Tinky: * in the background* GaSp >:0
Dipsy: * playing a soccer game*
Noo Noo: COME ON! MAKE ME WANNA BE YOUR DAD!!
Dipsy: * kicks soccer ball at Noo Noo's face* * flicks him off*
Noo Noo: I'M TELLING RON ABOUT YOUR-
Dutch: * steals Noo Noo's phone*
Noo Noo: give me back my phone before you see my-
Noo Noo: I love that Laa Laa...
Shadow: ?
Noo Noo: she's not a bad lesbian-
Miles: >:C * refuses to eat casserole*
Noo Noo: * gives Miles a whole pan of casserole* now shut up and eat your casserole like it's-
Noo Noo: * on the phone with Walten* Walten, I need help, I passed out and they put in me in a dinosaur costume * in a giant dinosaur costume*, then they put me in the pool * floating in the pool*
Po: * laughing at him*
Noo Noo: * on the phone with Walten* * running* no it's the baby ( Po) this time!
Po: * driving a small car* * holding Noo Noo's casserole*
Noo Noo: she's running away from home and she has one of my good casseroles!!
Po: C:<
Noo Noo: * grabs casserole* alright! crisis is averted! * kicks Po's little car away*
Po: * still in the car* OH SH*T-
Noo Noo: you think you have it bad? my kids are at the age where they are starting to have * beep*, with each other!
Noo Noo: * holding a toy kitchen and stroller* here I got you a kitchen and a stroller
Ron: what am I supposed to do with these?
Noo Noo: so you can be ready when you give up on-
Noo Noo: thats it! * takes toilet paper*
Tinky: ; 0 ;
Noo Noo: you lost toilet paper privileges
Tinky: nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Noo Noo: have fun getting creative!
Noo Noo: I'M GONNA START MAKING DIN-DIN IN T MINUS 5 SECONDS!!!!
Noo Noo: * puts police tape everywhere* I NEED THIS PLACE EVACUATED FOR ONE HOUR!!!!!!!
Noo Noo: EVACUATE THE KITCHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Noo Noo: if you don't like my tuna casserole, then you are a retard and a liar, or worse. a vegan-
Arrow: * crying* wut?
Noo Noo: That's it!
Dipsy: * scared*
Noo Noo: you lost seatbelt privileges motherfu-
Noo Noo: I need you to stop going through puberty...
Po: dad I'm 16-
Noo Noo: shh....
Claw: * tries to grab something out of the kitchen*
Noo Noo: * holding a knife* you get the f*ck out of my kitchen or I'll tell Arrow about your tiny d-
Claw: ; - ;
Tinky: * doesn't like tacos*
Noo Noo: I WON'T LET YOU RUIN TACO TUESDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! * flips table upside down*
Po: * throws a floaty at Noo Noo*
Noo Noo: You throw gayer than your father
Po: wut-
Shadow: * spits out coffee*
Noo Noo: and he's so gay he f*cked me
Shadow: * hiding himself*
Po: ?
Laa Laa: you don't need to know-
