( ah yes, a remake of Welcome to WONDERLAND from my first vine book-)( swearing)( maybe offensive)
every character ever having a tea party
Walten: oh! what is this party over here?
Walten: * walks over to them* hello everybody!
Shadow: oh!
Tinky: WHO ARE YOU!?
Walten: why I'm Walten
Po: This is Walten, I found him while I was in a tree
Yeti: I'm having quite a ball in Wonderland, what about you all?
Claw: yes~
Yeti: who are you?
Claw: I'm flower~ UwU
Yeti: oh!* turns to Dipsy* and who are you?
Dipsy: I'm the Cheshire Cat!
Yeti: oh!* turns to Shadow* are you the Jabberwock?
Shadow: YoU hAvE nO iDeA mOtHeRfUcKa * flicks him off* * gets up from his seat and runs off*
Laa Laa: * holds up tea cup* here is to more children falling through our rabbit holes!
Miles: * spills hot tea on himself* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Noo Noo: * singing*
White: * drunk* YoUrE hOmOsExUaL sToP iT
Shadow: * pounces on her and strangles her*
Ron: * running away from Dipsy* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Dipsy: * chasing* PLEASE STOP!!
Dipsy: * catches him* HAHAHAHA!!!
Po: * throws chicken nuggets in the air*
White: * smoking*
Noo Noo: ah! she's doing her Kegels!
Tinky: oh! her Kegels! stop! * slaps cigarette out of her paw*
Arrow: * sees a yellow tractor in the distance* what is that yellow color tractor doing in Wonderland?
Richard: * on the yellow tractor* * flicks Arrow off*
Arrow: :0
Yeti: * behind Arrow* * on a wheelchair* I NEED A GODDAMN WRITING DESK!
Tinky: fucking acid reflux putting me in a bad mood
Po: oh no
Scythe: * looking at Tinky*
Tinky: the fuck are you looking at Hare?
Scythe: ; - ;
Tinky: you're ears look like Michael J Fox did them (︶︹︺)
Scythe: oh my god...
Laa Laa: * holding tea* when you have this tea! toilet paper doesn't do SHIT! you've got to use the-
Ghost Girl: * poofs out of nowhere* * runs up to her and steals the tea from her* * runs off*
Dutch: * laying down* * has his legs up in the air* UwU
Miles: STOP FERTILIZING AT THE TABLE!
Anne: I gOt TiTs!
Conor: * wheezing*
Walten: * feeding Tinky*
Tinky: * eating like a pig*
Walten: ; w ; oh shit
Claw: * walking*
Dipsy: take your chair with YA! * throws chair at Claw*
Claw: * screams and runs away*
Shadow: * asleep on the wheelchair*
White: * sneaks up on him* * filps the chair upside down*
Shadow: * still asleep*
White: ; - ;
Laa Laa: * on another wheelchair*
Po: * on top of her*
both: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-
Dipsy: * in a field of long grass* Sexual~ UwU
Ron: :0
Po: * twitching*
Ron: Po, what are you- * notices Y/N* oh HELLO! hello!
Y/N: * backs away*
Shadow: who the fuck let them down the rabbit hole?-
Ron: >:0
Lenny: * in the distance* I'M GONNA SHIT ON YOUR DREAMS!! * talking to Gary* * flicks him off*
Gary: ಥ_ಥ
Po: * on the floor*
Tinky: * runs up to Po* are you okay Po?
Po: * poofs into Spider Po*
Spider Po: * gets up and looks at Tinky fiercely*
Tinky: OH SHIT-
Dipsy: I think Po's possesed-
everyone: * dead silent*
Noo Noo: run!!!
Spider Po: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
everyone: * runs away*
Ron: * hiding underneath the table*
Spider Po: * runs over to the table* * filps the table upside down*
Ron: HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Spider Po: * runs over to Miles and screeches at him*
Miles: * flicks her off* fucking spooks person!
Spider Po: * pissed off*
Miles: * runs away*
Tinky: * notices broken tea cup* NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (╥﹏╥)
Spider Po: * tackles him*
Tinky: ACK-
Walten: * hits Po with the wheelchair*
Dipsy: save us Walten!
Spider Po: * turns around attacks Walten*
Walten: oop-
Walten: * running away* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Spider Po: * chasing him*
Tinky: goddam acid refluxes-
Spider Po: * passes out* * poofs back into Po*
Po: * asleep*
Laa Laa: and that was the true story of Alice in Wonderland-
