Shadow: we have judges Tinky Winky and Yeti
Yeti: WOOH!
Shadow: how you guys doing today?
Yeti: doing good man! * intense coughing and wheezing* ... sorry...
Shadow: we're going to get the very first contestant, okay let's get started shall we
Shadow: how's it going DJ- uh... Claw- your application says you can play the piano and make jokes, is that like a at the same time kind of thing? cuz you only have 20 seconds
Claw: Piano and jokes
Shadow: Alright, play piano and tell a joke
Claw: * starts playing Megalovia on the piano* * stops* Subscribe to Tinky
Shadow: * wheeze*
Shadow: is that a joke??
Yeti: it must be a joke, that's hilarious
Tinky: it's a yes from me
Shadow: come on, you don't have any other jokes?
Claw: alright, knock knock
Tinky: who's there?
Shadow and Yeti: who's there?
Claw: good Youtuber
Yeti and Tinky: good Youtuber who?
Claw: not Yeti
Yeti: wOOOW! ok Claw! fuck off the stage, Claw!
Tinky: ; 0 ;
Yeti: what kind of a name is DJ Claw??
Shadow: DJ Claw-
Yeti: who goes to a club and is like, " oH MY GOD, it's DJ Claw!!"?
Shadow: * wheeze*
Yeti: you're never gonna hear a crowd of people going; CLAW! CLAW! CLAW! CLAW! CLAW-
Tinky: * laughing*
Yeti: no one's ever done that
Shadow: I'm going to be nice, I'm gonna give you a yes but you have to change that name
Tinky: no- no more Claw, alright
Dipsy: what's going on, DJ Claw?
Claw: I- um... yeah
Dipsy: what do you mean yeah?
Claw: ... y-yeah
Shadow: Dutch, your application says; I can do the duck voice, " I can beatbox like Donald Duck"
Dutch: uwu
Shadow: I'm actually kind of curious of how the uh... how the Donald duck beatboxing goes, I want you to beatbox the Tetris theme
Tinky: you're being a little bit picky right now
Yeti: can you imagine going on X factor with a talent and the judge is like " oKAY, sING tHE tETRIS tHEME!", like every time like why- just let-
Shadow: his application is right there!
Yeti: do your thing!
Shadow: his appli-
Yeti: dO your tHING! * bangs his fists against the table*
Shadow: * pulls out a gun* do your fucking thing! you're taking too long!