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I'm so sorry

Noo Noo: hi, I'm Noo Noo, I'm the director at Happy Dreams Daycare

Noo Noo: we offer a welcoming environment for all children, regardless of any personal or supernatural issues they might have at home

Noo Noo: we don't use words like " slow" or " possessed" or " antichrist"... Happy Dreams Daycare is where kids can just be kids!


Noo Noo: Tinky, do you want a juice box?

Tinky(6): * sounds possessed* Tinky's not here right now Mr. Noo Noo... only Tony now...

Noo Noo: well, does Tony want a juice box?

Tinky: ... yes

The Brute Tubbies(idk): come play with us Tinky...

Tinky: * all of a sudden hiding behind Noo Noo* * crying and rocking himself*

Noo Noo: Tinky, remember how we talked about socializing? go play with them


Noo Noo: we try to engage kids in group activities to make learning fun

Tinky: * writing " REDRUM" with blood on the window*


Noo Noo: * playing the keyboard* C, D...

the kids: * sound creepy* E, F, G... H, I, J, K...

Noo Noo: great * scared*


Noo Noo: we also make sure kids get plenty of outdoor time


Noo Noo: * counting the kids* 38, 39... we're missing one, wheres Walten?

Walten(5): * slowly swinging on the swing*

Noo Noo: * notices him* Walten! Come inside!

Walten: * looks at him* the harvest is coming...

Noo Noo: it's snack time!

Walten: * happily hops off the swing and runs inside*


Noo Noo: I've always loved kids, before this I was a nurse in a youth mental hospital, after that burned down I was a governess in an old orphanage, after that burned down-

Po: * on the ceiling* can I go outside now?

Noo Noo: not right now Po, okay?

Po: * hisses* * goes back to crawling on the ceiling*


Noo Noo: okay, does anybody have a book they'd like us to read today?

Laa Laa: * gives him a scary looking spellbook* ^w^

Noo Noo: oh, uh... fun choice!

Noo Noo: * inhales* * Latin chanting*

The Kids: * smiling*


Noo Noo: some parents come to me at their wits end, and I completely understand, there's nothing scarier than parenthood...


Noo Noo: I was a little concerned with something that Dipsy drew today...

anyone: * nods*

Noo Noo: let me see if I can find it... * looking through a bunch of brutal drawings* * finds it*

Noo Noo: here it is * shows them a perverted drawing of Ron*

anyone: * gasp* Dipsy!

Dipsy(5): 7//3//7


Noo Noo: each day come naptime, you're reminded of what little angels are they really are


Arrow: * sleeping on top of Claw*

Claw: * has a knife in his eye* * sleeping on top of Yeti* * snoring*

Yeti: * shaking in his sleep*

Noo Noo: * reading a book* I love your top side. I love your happy side

Shadow: * inside the tv*

Noo Noo: * notices* Shadow! get out of the TV! TV time is over!


Noo Noo: but you know what? some kids are a real handfull


Noo Noo: * talking to Po*

Tinky, Laa Laa, and Walten: * cheering and running around*

Dipsy: * spinning his head around*

Noo Noo: * notices* Dipsy! stop! you're gonna make yourself dizzy-

Dipsy: * stops and starts throwing up*

Noo Noo: Dipsy!



again I'm sorry

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