Arrow: Yeti, there is a dead tubby in our house * points to dead body on the floor*
Yeti: oooh... heeey... how did he get here?
Arrow: Yeeetttiii! what did you do?
Yeti: me? agh- ugh- I didn't do this!
Arrow: explain what happened Yeti!
Yeti: I've never seen him before in my life!
Arrow: why did you kill this person Yeti!?
Yeti: I do not kill people that is- that is my least favorite thing to do!
Arrow: tell me Yeti exactly what were you doing before I got home
Yeti: alright, well I was upstairs
Arrow: oki
Yeti: I was a- I was sitting in my room
Arrow: yes
Yeti: reading a book
Arrow: go on-
Yeti: and uh- well this guy walked in
Arrow: okay
Yeti: so I went up to him
Arrow: yes-
Yeti: and I uh- stabbed him 37 times in the chest
Arrow: ; - ; ........
Yeti: ; 3 ;
Arrow: Yeeettiii!!! that kills people!!
Yeti: oh, oh, wow- I- I didn'y know that-
Arrow: how could you not know that?!
Yeti: yeah, I'm in the wrong- here- I suck-
Arrow: what happened to his hands? * points to the tubby's hands*
dead tubby: * has no hands*
Yeti: what's that?
Arrow: his hands? why are they missing?
Yeti: well I kind of cooked them up and ate them-
Arrow: ; 0 ;
Yeti: ; U ;
Arrow: YYYYeeeetttiiii!!!!
Yeti: well I was hungry, you know when- when you crave hands! thats-
Arrow: why on earth would you do that?!
Yeti: I was hungry for hands! give me a break!
Arrow: YYYYeeeeettttiiiii!!!!
Yeti: my stomach was making the rumblies! that only hands would satisfy
Arrow: what is wrong with you Yeti?
Yeti: well I kill people and eat hands! that's two things!
Arrow: * facepalms*
