𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙨 • multiship

𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐚: 𝐨𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐮 & 𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐮

tsumu,

as much as i hate to say it, the village has been quieter without your annoying ass.

i miss you but you better be doing gods work in the castle, or i'll kill you. you better not take my opportunity and waste it.

anyways, the damned man i tailored (suna, if you remember), decided to stay with us. he's sleeping in your room, i know you won't like that but fuck off because you don't even live here anymore.

i hope castle life is treating you well even though it would treat me so much better.

you better not be doing anything stupid right now!

without love,
samu, your better half.

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samu,

i am very glad to hear that you miss me. i miss you too i suppose.

even though you are perfectly suited to live your life content in the north baking to your hearts content.

i'm going to believe that you are lying about wanting to be in the castle to spite me. i know you love taking care of the bakery, so you can't fool me there samu!

tell that damned suna to get the hell out of my room, i'll be back eventually and he'll have to leave and deal with it. no mercy, even if he's your "friend".

i'm shocked that you would ever insinuate that i would do something stupid! my mind is brilliant you brute!

something interesting did happen the other day though. i got into a small argument with resident prince prick kiyoomi. he might make my job difficult.

tell kita i say hi? mom and dad too? i miss them more than you.

with love just to spite you,

tsumu, belle of the century.

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tsumu,

kita says you're a disappointment.

just kidding.

he would say that if i told him about you and prince sakusa. how stupid can you be? an argument with the prince? do you want to be killed?

anyway, nothing much to report here. keeping it short.

tell me more about the castle?

samu.

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samu,

that was the most boring letter i have ever read. can you at least try to entertain me? oh wait, you never really did.

there are two other new belles with me. shirabu kenjirou, resident rich kid. he's kind of rude. he basically told me to fuck off a few days ago, which was offhanded.

there's also kageyama tobio. haven't spoken a word to him but he seems to dislike me because i get to work with oikawa.

oikawa is annoying, but i deal with him. he has a huge ego and sometimes i walk in on him and the captain of the guard. it's disgusting. i made a mental note to never fall in love.

other than that there's akaashi keiji and sugawara koushi. i haven't spoken much with akaashi but he seems nice. suga is probably one of the nicest people i've ever met.

i am still yet to meet kozume kenma and yahaba shigeru, but i will tell you about them when i do.

tsumu.

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tsumu,

i would hate to be in a room with both oikawa tooru and you in it. so much ego in so little space. i would probably slice my throat.

kodzuken's newest pamphlet has sparked some talk in town. have you read it? i doubt it.

kodzuken is suggesting that there is a damned man in the castle. do you know anything of the subject?

samu.

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osamu,

i know nothing of the sort.

atsumu.

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tsumu,

"osamu"? what's going on in the capital? are you ok?

i showed your one sentence long letter to mom and she got immediately concerned.

this is unlike you, what happened to running your mouth every second?

samu.

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tsumu,

respond to this letter you coward.

samu, your angry twin.

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tsumu,

are you okay?

samu.

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samu,

you haven't been writing me lately. is everything ok at home?

i kind of miss your letters. it gives me an excuse to get away frim the business of castle life.

i send mom, dad, suna, and kita my best regards.

hope you are healthy and safe.

please write me soon,

tsumu.

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it is important to note that the previous four letters never reached their final destination.