Fate/Grand Shenanigans: Roman Riot

The First "Emperor"

Boudica had informed the Chaldea group that they were making plans to retake Gaul from the false roman empire. Spartacus was belligerently screaming about Tyranny, to which Lancelot responded with equally Belligerent screaming of screwing Guinnivere.

The soldiers were actually taking bets on who would give up first. Y/n knew that Tyranny was temporary, but Lancelot's boner for screaming and Guinnivere was eternal.

The soldiers began to move out. Spartacus and Lancelot kept yelling at each other because Berserker.

Y/n was at the front of the group with Boudica and Brynhildr. Jeanne had swapped her normal flag for that of Nero's Roman empire as she walked at the front with her master.

It didn't take long for arrows to start flying.

Gudako: "Mash! Shield up!"

Mash understood and invoked her Lord Chaldeas to protect everyone.

Gudao: "Alright! Astolfo, go kick some ass!"

Astolfo giggled and He, Chulainn and Kiyohime charged at Gaul to try and reclaim it with the other Roman soldiers.

Y/n and Kama effortlessly mowed down anyone that got in their way while Emiya, Anastasia and Mash focused on staying towards the rear.

Lancelot and Spartacus found a common understanding in running in headfirst and beating their enemies to death with their own skulls.

Don't ask how they managed that, they're berserkers. Sense is overrated to them.

Medusa and Jalter took out any soldiers that tried to run from them while Caenis slashed her way through hordes of roman defectors.

Y/n had traced Clarent and was using it as his main weapon as he killed his way through a seemingly endless tide of soldiers.

His unit split off from the others and they tried to cut straight through the middle of Gaul to where the enemy commander would be.

Y/n: "I'm willing to bet that Caligula's still recovering from the last fight we had."

Medusa: "Who d'you think it is leading them?"

Y/n: "I'm willing to bet that it's Julius Caesar."

Medusa: "That would make sense. He's the only roman emperor servant aside from Caligula and Nero. Romulus wouldn't face us until he thought we were strong enough."

Y/n nodded before he and Medusa ambushed a couple of soldiers that were trying to flank Nero's group. The two left those soldiers broken before they disappeared.

From three flanks, the roman empire closed in on the roman alliance and surrounded them. Soldiers went down fighting while others surrendered out of fear that someone (read: Caenis) would literally snap their dicks for the hell of it.

Y/n then moved into a building near the central plaza where he saw a very round man standing with a sword stabbed into the ground.

Y/n: "Holy shit he's fat."

Abzu: "Don't underestimate him. His noble phantasm is rather formidable."

Y/n: "Ours is more so."

Abzu: "You haven't officially used ours yet, Y/n. Perhaps you should give it a test run."

Y/n: "What happened in Orleans then?"