Fate/Grand Shenanigans: Roman Riot

Familial Bonds

The group got ready to lay Caligula out as he approached them.

Caligula: "Ne...ro..."

Stheno: "He seems rather desperate, no?"

Y/n: "Do me a favour, Stheno?"

Stheno: "Hm? You're asking a favour from a goddes-"

Y/n: "Shut the fuck up and let us kick this fuckwad's ass."

Caenis: "Ha! I like this idea!"

Y/n chuckled as Caenis readied her spear. Caligula stood motionless for a minute before lunging at the group.

He was instantly intercepted by Lancelot.

Lancelot: "YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT PISSED ON BY AN EGGPLANT! AND I DON'T MEAN THE DEMI-SERVANT!"

Mash: "Excuse me!?"

Gudao/Gudako: "Don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh."

Emiya: "Lancelot, you handle him up close. I'll keep him away from the others."

Lancelot: "ZIP IT, CRACK HAIR!!"

Emiya: "*sigh* I wanna go back to the grail war."

Y/n: "I'm good right here, Emiya. Besides, do you really want to deal with your younger self again?"

Emiya: "...I retract my earlier statement."

Y/n chuckled before turning to his servants.

Y/n: "You guys wanna help Lancelot out?"

Kama: "Not particularly, but I suppose I've got no choice."

Jalter: "I'm gonna burn this fucker to the ground!"

Jeanne: "I'll keep everyone from getting hurt!"

Astolfo: "Don't think for a second you're getting to hog all the fun!"

Anastasia: "Viy. aid me."

Gudako: "Anastasia, freeze him in place!"

Anastasia: "Of course!"

Anastasia held her doll up and a blast of ice shot at Caligula's feet, freezing him in place.

Gudao: "Cu, Astolfo!"

Chulainn: "Of course!"

Astolfo: "Bring it!"

Gudao: "God damn she's cute, even in battle."

Literally everyone that knew was trying to stifle their laughter, including Lancelot and Kiyohime.

Caenis laughed as she used the haft of her spear to launch herself into an aerial attack. She brought the tip of the spear down on Caligula's arm and momentarily immobilised him.

Gudako: "Anastasia, you finish him off!"

Anastasia: "Very well. Viy, destroy him. Freeze him, curse him...kill him."

A massive shadow loomed above Anastasia before slamming its fists down onto Caligula. It then raised its head and revealed glowing blue eyes which froze Caligula in place. Viy then shattered the ice and dealt the final blow to Caligula.

Caligula: "Ne...ro. My...niece..."

He tried to crawl towards her, but Y/n stood in his way.

Y/n: "This is the end of the road for you, Caligula. Do better next time."

Y/n then watched as Caligula was consumed by a golden light. The second emperor had been defeated.

Y/n: "That takes care of him. Let's head back to Rome now, yeah?"