Fate/Grand Shenanigans: Roman Riot

Holy Progenitor

Lev: "Ah, I'm surprised to see you both alive and well, Gudao and Gudako. And Mash, it's been too long, my dear."

Mash: "Professor..."

Y/n: "So, you're the shitstick that committed Jihad against Chaldea?"

Lev: "Indeed. I am Lev Lainur. You must be the former director's little crush."

Y/n: "... Nani?"

Gudako/Gudao: "Eh?"

Ophelia: "Did... I just hear that right?"

Chaldea: "... HUH!?"

Da Vinci: "Well then. That certainly explains a few things."

Lev cackled as Romulus stood from his throne.

Romulus: "Lev Lainur. You shall remain there, I will deal with them myself."

Y/n: "Shit, Irisviel, get behind everyone."

Gudako: "Mash, get up front! Emiya, back up Irisviel."

Mash and Emiya both nodded before getting to their designated spots.

Y/n: "Illya, Chloe, both of you get back as well."

Gudao: "Astolfo. Get ready!"

Y/n: "Everyone brace for bullshittery."

Everyone: "Huh?"

Y/n: "Yo, Lancelot!"

Roman: "Uh-oh."

Haruna: "Here we go."

Lancelot: "WHAT, CUNT!?"

Y/n: "Big guy there was talkin'
mad shit about Guinnivere."

Lancelot: "..."

Jalter: "Three... Two... One."

Lancelot's aura then exploded as his visor shone.

Lancelot: "I'M GONNA BEAT THIS FUCKER HARDER THAN MORGAN BEAT MORDRED WHEN SHE WAS BEING A BITCH!!"

Lancelot zoomed forward and met Romulus' spear head-on. The two clashed until Anastasia froze Romulus' feet below him.

Y/n then smirked before opening his jacket and revealing his command spells.

Y/n: "Oi, Lancelot!"

Lancelot: "WHAT!?"

Y/n: "Noble Phantasm time, buddy."

He couldn't see, but he knew that Lancelot had a fucking massive cheeser of a grin under his helmet.

The mad knight then leapt into the air. Gudako then turned to Emiya.

Gudako: "Emiya, you use yours too."

The archer nodded before closing his eyes. However, an idea came to both their minds.

Emiya: "...I am the bone of my sword."