Yes I know this may seem random but bear with me here
Satchiel:
He loves human pastries
He works as a guard for the Lilith residence and his fathers mafia
He is a serious guy and a man of few words except when it concerns him directly
"Damn it who ate my human cupcake?!"
Adam :
The father of the family
He keeps giant hamsters in his cage
He works as a mafia boss
His wife Lilith tests his patience by flooding his room with L.C.L
Puts his family first
"We have ways of making you talk- Israfel? Dads working right now go to your room"
Zeruel:
He is now French
He travels the continent to find the ultimate baguette
Makes crappy jokes always
Despises Matriel the most
He has the best relationship with Ramiel
Helps with the household chores
Main bodyguard for Adam
"Mom! I'm going out to find some baguettes"
Ramiel:
Total game addict and otaku
Goes to gamestop every fucking week to buy another game
He can cook some good fucking food
Has the best relationship with Zeruel
The ultimate gamer (chiaki no-)
Wears a beanie
He's a fricking Sadist
He's a sniper for his father and mould grows on him because he's so still
"Mother! Hear ye Hear ye. For I am the bringer of bad news. I have no more money to buy the new final fantasy remake."
Lilith :
Does everything a good mom does
Works as a nurse
She's bullied by her co-worker hiyoko
Her bed is a cross
She's the black market dealer for the mafia
"I don't take bullshit and I know that ain't some L.C.L there."
The Israfel twins :
Both Israfel A and B are masters at shogi,chess or monopoly.
A is a boy
B is a girl
They are gluttons and eat nearly everything
DDR players prepare to be destroyed
Israfel A is the ambassador for the mafia
Israfel B is the weapons dealer
"Brother. Now that pesky human is dead can we eat him?" B said "I don't see why not Sister" A replied
Gaghiel :
She's one of the older ones and works as a marine biologist for his day job
Keeps a journal on all the sea creatures
She helps her mother with the groceries
She is a hopeless romantic
Wishes to be in a traveling circus
Takes care of and breeds Adams countless sea creatures to eat humans
"Since the ocean is a colourful vast space,why is my life a bottomless pit?"
Clockiel (the 7th angel) :
Shes a clock enthusiast
She keeps hundreds of clocks in her room
The brains of the family
She's been everywhere in the world
She's a scholar from Harvard
All the guys keep Simping for her and she's rich now
The strategist for when the Adam family plan to claim new territory
"I keep track of time and my followers credit card numbers!"
The 3rd angel :
One of the youngest in the family
He's still in elementary
His English is still not very good
He likes tennis and Soccer
He's the assassin for his father because he's so small
He stutters
"T-T-These B-Bad Poopsies C-can't K-kill me!"
Matriel:
Use : There is no use for him. He's more useless than Aqua from Konosuba
The optimist
The weakest of the Adam family
He has a hidden weapon! His ahoge which he hides
Adam gave him the power to revive himself after he dies after 3 seconds of his last death cause he pities him
"Don't worry guys! I'm sure you can-" "SHUT IT."
Shamshel:
She's the sarcastic pessimistic one of the family
Accidentally mistakes some human objects designed for pleasure for herself
She helps out with putting things on high shelves
She's a clean freak actually
Has the most harsh vocabulary
She's a spy
"God Ramiel can you just fucking stop throwing your cola bottles fucking everywhere?
Oh you are royally fucked."
Iruel:
The dirtiest
She watches some inappropriate things if you catch my drift
Like satchiel a girl of few words consisting of "Yes,Nope and R-18 Manga" and on the rare occasion she talks more than that its always something dirty
The hacker for the family
"R-18 MANGA!YESSSSSSS"
Bardiel:
He's a clump of fungus what do you expect
Similar to Iruel,loves to say dirty things
Can't walk
He's the second youngest
One of the dumbest
When he infects something they act like a rabies infected bear having seizures.
"Why not we just eat the bones? They're hard sure but can we eat them?"
Armisael :
He's very interesting to Clockiel
Nobody knows how Lilith gave birth to a strand of light (yes I know this is not true but fuck it. This is a crack book)
Can't speak
One of the oldest boys
Talks through a game of Pictionary
He loves having tiny tea parties when mass destruction is ensuing
Drug dealer
Arael :
She's the berb
Works as a nun for her day job
Loves human spaghetti
Can talk but can't hear
Says some weird crap
She's asexual
She's a gambler actually
"I wish the lance of Longinus would just pierce me."
Sahaquiel:
Aspiring and studying to be an astronaut
For some strange reason she can learn and speak any language in timespan of a day
Movie fan
Favourite song is fly me to the moon.
DO NOT let her near the kitchen
She loves Ramiel he's her favourite sibling
She's also an assassin
"Fly me to the moon,let me play among the stars..."
Sandalphon :
He's the youngest
He's around the age of 1
The cutest
Everyone even the cold hearted Shamshel loves him
He's just honestly a cinnamon roll
Loves extremely hot bathes
Can't really speak
Leliel :
He's very... weird
Nobody knows what he's like
How the hell did Lilith give birth to an inter dimensional shadow,an octahedron and a strand of light
Has a weird fetish for golf balls
Speech was never an option
Very skilled in the martial arts
Actually Adams other body guard
Kaworu...nah I don't like him
YOU ARE READING
The misadventures of the Evangelion angels
RandomI had this idea since all the angels are just like one big family I wondered what the chemistry would be between them and they can talk now because Author-Chan here gave them the ability to do so. Also I do not own any of the angels or picture above.
