(There's gonna be a few references)
"Come on really...I hate going to Tokyo so much.The only good thing about them are games and anime." Ramiel complained. "Now don't be so salty Ramiel. I hate it too." Zeruel allied with him. "Yes we are going to Tokyo so stop whining. We've got a surprise and multiple activities for you to do there." Lilith said. "Great...Just wonderful" Shamshel spitefully remarked. Lilith put on her hat and ushered the kids into a car and they drove to the airport.
-time-skip brought to you by geometric screaming-
"Wow...Mom...Tokyo looks great.." Satchiel cringed at the sight of the bustling city. "Another country means another set of slaves-I mean Simps!" Clockiel gleefully exclaimed. Lilith had met up with her husband Adam at the carpark. She joyfully remarked "Okay kids! Who's ready to draw?" All of their children finally realised why they were there and knew exactly what their mother meant, "YEEAH!" They resounded. Lilith suddenly pulled out a bazooka and said "Okay then! DRAW." And the family started wreaking havoc on Tokyo.
Ramiel changed into a disco ball and started screaming and spinning "EAEAEeaeaeaeaea era eaeeaeae" and he had already destroyed the high rise buildings in the area. Shamshel and Bardiel (who had infected the big Totoro they had on display) started mashing the buildings in the vicinity to pulp
Zeruel just incinerated every single being in a ten mile circumference, Sahaquiel is just crying drops of herself onto the grand malls they had there. Matriel is doing nothing and is already dead because he's so useless,Leliel is absorbing everything into his pit of darkness. Clockiel is just generating missiles and crossed shaped explosions, Satchiel is just playing tennis with the buildings in the area with the Israfel twins. Zeruel and Ramiel got bored and decided to play a deadly game of tag and went on a rampage. Nerv is dead because Lilith and Adam had already destroyed that place. Gaghiel is flailing cause she's out of water and the third angel is just going around,dribbling with a mound of buildings together to create a ball. Arael is mentally raping every human in the area. Iruel is hacking into the whole of Japan's government and overall everyone is doing great. Well,Armisael is drinking some tea ,eating small fairy cakes and is having a tiny tea party with himself.
-Time skip brought to you by Armisael's tea cups-
Adam and Lilith had gone somewhere while their children were destroying Tokyo like it was a playground. Sahaquiel questioned "Where's Mom, Dad and Iruel? I hope they didn't take a trip to the moon river." Bardiel put his hands on Sahaquiel's shoulders and gave her a donut "I'll tell you what happened. Somewhere in this country, Mothers donut~ and Fathers banana~ are about to meet-" SLAP "shhhh... Sandalphon is here.. and i think father and mother headed to the north" Armisael signed.
The children dashed towards the direction Armisael had given them and they found Iruel hugging a shop and Adam and Lilith were trying to get him off. "N O!! I NEED THIS R-18 MANGA SHOP PLEASE!!" Iruel shouted "We know you want it! But please stop shouting! We are not going to destroy it! Okay!?" Adam exclaimed. "Wow," Zeruel said " I guess you could say that was a sight for sore eyes!" and looked at Sahaquiel "Not funny Zeruel."
— The end brought to you by Zeruel's crappy sense of humor —
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The misadventures of the Evangelion angels
RandomI had this idea since all the angels are just like one big family I wondered what the chemistry would be between them and they can talk now because Author-Chan here gave them the ability to do so. Also I do not own any of the angels or picture above.
