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Ramiel was playing Among us with the family and was doing his task in reactor. He said "I hate doing chores," Ramiel stopped and noticed Matriel's body cut in half and he questioned "Who left this chunk of meat here?" And all of a sudden,he heard noise coming from the vent behind him. "Huh?" He thought. Then,Zeruel popped out of the vent,Ramiels body twisted and contorted,realizing the situation he was in. "Oh..OHHH!" Ramiel sprinted for the door,the door was closed.
Ramiel banged the door while screaming "Get me out of here! Get me out of here!" The door opened to reveal Satchiel who said "Oh Hi Rami-" before he was pummeled to death by Ramiels continuing banging. Before Ramiel realized and ran as quick as he could out of there,with Zeruel in close pursuit. Ramiel ran through the hallways past Shamshel which she turned around and whispered "What the hell?" Before Zeruel came with a knife and Shamshel had a perfectly cut scream.
Sahaquiel was struggling with her swipe card task in admin,before looking up to see Ramiel running and repeating "oh god. OH GOD O H G O D"
Sahaquiel paid no mind to this before Zeruel revealed himself and started walking towards her with a wicked snicker. Sahaquiel started swiping the card furiously,losing all senses except fear as Zeruel approached closer,red lights in her head blared as she started to hyperventilate with heavy breaths. Then the admin table accepted the card and she said "Oh sweet." And then turning around,tripping on a stone before falling out of MIRA HQ.
Gaghiel was sitting on the ground and munching on Matriels corpse. "Damn. This slaps. Wait.." She said before noticing an ID on the ground and picked it up. The ID said :
Matriel.
Height: Boy
Blood type: Orange
Fingers: four
Likes: his family
Dislikes: Nothing.
Gaghiel gasped and exclaimed "He would never leave his ID on the ground!"
The sound of the emergency meeting sounded
Gaghiel,Zeruel and Ramiel met up in the cafeteria in MIRA. Ramiel blurted out "Its Zeruel! He's been killing everyone!"
Gaghiel said in a suspicious tone "Hmm. It seems very Sus that you're pointing fingers already." Zeruel joined in "Yeah Dick." Gaghiel said in an authoritative tone "I think we know who it is." "B-But he-" Before Ramiel looked back at Zeruel,who had blood on him and was snickering. He looked back at Gaghiel who was nothing more than a fish fillet. Ramiel whimpered before Zeruel squeezes his head and killed him.
Round 2
Ramiel sighed and said to himself "How am I supposed to kill these people." Before his bedcrab pet wandered off to go to Adam who was furiously thrusting a cylinder into a square shaped hole screeching "What is this!? WHAT IS THIS!?!?" Before he looked at Bedcrab which had latched itself onto his face,The Child on Adams head fell off and he dropped the cylinder on the child,crushing it and blood splattered everywhere and all this happened while he had a muffled scream and his other child waddled outside and was blown away by the wind towards electrical and burning to death.
Ramiel waltzed over to Lilith and decapitated her in a very elegant fashion before Clockiel appeared from behind her and exclaimed "HA! I caught you! Now I can tell everyone about this!" Clockiel ran away saying "Yes! I win!" Before falling of the cliffs of Polus.
Israfel 1 sashayed over and asked "Hey Ramiel did you see that burnt child body?" Ramiel stuck a fake knife onto him and left him with Liliths corpse. Israfel 1 was dumbfounded and said "What?" Israfel 2 leaned out from the corner of the wall and saw Ramiel,Israfel 1 and Liliths corpse. She saw Ramiel at the side with a stick and poking something and nervously telling her "H-heh. N-not me! I was doing my task!" Israfel 2 looked at her brother and ran towards him saying "Not on my watch!" She picked him up and yeeted him towards the fiery lava pit. Israfel 1 screamed "Oh god! No! NO! AAAaaaaah!!" Before he burned in the lava pit.
Ramiel was peeking in the telescope saying "What the hell are these things?" Before Clockiel rolled behind him,bruised and battered while on a wheelchair before exclaiming once more "I found you!! Didn't expect me to survive that fall huh?! Well I came back! Stronger! Faster! A-and Smarter!!" Ramiel looked at her awkwardly before noticing a harming potion on the table and threw it at her. She inflated and had a muffled shout "Mhrmmhp!!"
Israfel 2 was doing the Simon says task and she impatiently said "Come on hurry up!!" The Simon says task proceeded slowly as ever once she put in the correct order,she groaned as the last one seemingly took forever. Before she was impaled by Ramiel and died. She woke up as a ghost and looked at the task. Back to square one it said. "GODDAMNIT!!" Israfel 2 screamed,banging her hands on the floor.
Ramiel walked outside before a gun was pointed at her by none other than Clockiel herself. Who was strapped to a hospital bed and literally had bandages everywhere on her with an IV drip attached. She said "That's it! Time to end this once and for all! Don't try to pull anymore tricks on me bitch!"
Adam walked over and casually said "I don't want this on my face anymore. Here you can have it." Adam placed the bedcrab on Clockiel's face. She screamed and shot in a crazed manner,shooting Adam and herself.
Ramiel thought to himself "Heh. Guess you could say i." But he was cut off as he turned around to see his dead family picking him up and dropping him and before he became a reverse firework,his last words were "Oh my god! Ghosts!! AAA-"
Extra chapter.
Fall guys is dead I know. But I wanna kill Matriel okay?
Matriel joined a game of fall guys and exclaimed "Yeah let's do this!" Before his WiFi died.
He joined another game again,before his WiFi perished again.
A few millennia later
"Finally I get to join a game!" Before he was turned into a pancake by a horde of Beans.
Matriel sat on the seesaw before he saw another bean hacking and he said "The hell?" Before he was bombarded by a sea of beans and fell into the abyss.
"Maybe I'll do better in a team!" Matriel thought as he played a game on bean soccer and was catapulted into the goal and fell to his death.
Matriel tried time and time again. Smacking into a wall,being kicked off the platform,being crushed while moving on a conveyor belt by an orange,being slapped by another bean for his tail,landing onto a breaking tile and not getting up in time,being cursed with the tag plague,breaking his feet,yeeted off the face of beam planet and finally nearing the finish line but another bean grabbed him,Matriel kicked the bean off,heaving a sigh of relief,before being squished by two colliding crushers.
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The misadventures of the Evangelion angels
RandomI had this idea since all the angels are just like one big family I wondered what the chemistry would be between them and they can talk now because Author-Chan here gave them the ability to do so. Also I do not own any of the angels or picture above.
