DE L'AMOUR

Pinocchio

I walked down the stairs looking at Ash with a straight face, I knew what would happen if I had so much as a smirk on my face, we got inside the car, drove down the block without uttering a word, I pulled over after passing a few houses and that was it! We were in tears because of how hard we were laughing.

"Did you come baby?" Ashley mimicked him, we're hysterical.

"I can't believe the dick on that guy, he behaves like he has it all!" Ash shouts.

"He does have it all, well except a proper dick and attitude towards people not as popular or fortunate as him," I said.

"Ash, he actually thinks I'm sore after two strokes." I palmed my face, I'm so disappointed. I don't think I'll ever make an effort to have sex again.

" Brielle, I think you took his virginity, he didn't know how to get a condom on and he had the nerve to put two on" she sighed.

"I mean, you've never touched him all these years" she asks.

"I've tried to touch him but he usually distracts me or say that he can't have sex because of football even though I wasn't trying to have sex. I guess I should've figured but I didn't" I said.

I closed my eyes picturing it and I just want to cry. "Let's get some Ben and Jerry's and go to your house Ash, I can't face my mother tonight." Ash agreed, we headed to the store to get ice cream. I wish it was my period this morning but somehow I knew I would've ended up going through that ordeal anyways, mostly because of our stupid vow.

Maybe it wasn't such a good idea coming to Ashley's house because we walked in on Ash mom, Jennifer Lawrence, and Mr. Jackson kissing.

"Hi aunty Jenni and Mr. Jackson," I said as I headed up the stairs behind Ash, who chose not to acknowledge them. I don't know why she's pissed about it, aunty Jenni deserves some love. She's been single for 13years, ever since Ash dad, Ashton Hindu died from a plane crash, he was a pilot.

"Ash, why are you not happy for her?" I asked when we settled on watching my wife and kids while we ate our ice creams.

"I just don't know how to feel, I've never had to go through this and it makes me think about my dad and how he must feel to see her move on like he doesn't matter."

"Ashley, that's not fair to aunty Jenni, she's been single for 13 years. I wish my mom would find someone to love her and make her happy and I'm sure your dad wants her to be happy. We're going off to university after summer, our mothers will be lonely." I pleaded with her.

She stayed quiet for what felt like an hour but was only five minutes and then she hugged me.

"This is why I love you bish, you keep me sane, you rational mother fucker" she said and I laughed.

We took turns taking showers and somewhere between Michael telling Claire she can't have a boyfriend until she's 90 we fell asleep.

~

I jumped out of bed to the most annoying alarm I've ever heard in my life. It sounded like an off-key rock band with lots of drums and unnecessary screaming, that's not safe to wake up to and Ashley is still snoring.

I reached for my phone and noticed a text from Neko that came in last night. I didn't even think about him after I got to Ash house. I loved him though, I planned to stick with him but he's going to have to use his tongue a lot as well as work magic with his fingers.

Thanks for the threesome 😉

Am I reading this text message correctly.

*🤨 What are you talking about?" I hit the send button*

I went and took a hot shower, checked my phone as soon as I got out and saw there was no response. I woke Ashley, who isn't a morning person but its time to go to school, not to mention we have exams starting tomorrow. I told her about the text.

"He's delusional" she grumpily said while dragging herself out the bed.

I'm ready by the time Ash is out of the shower, I prepared snacks and coffee to go. While she got ready, I called my mom to let her know I'm good and heading to school shortly.

"Something feels off," Ash said, when we were parked at school.

"I feel it too, ever since I got that weird text from Neko." I replied.

As soon as we walked into the school building all eyes were on us, some persons laughing, some looking at us with perverted looks and some looked disgusted.

Ash walked up to some of the girls on the cheer team but they acted like they didn't know what was going on. London Bascoe and Anna-Reese was standing at their lockers beside the cheerleaders that clearly wasn't planning to utter a word of why all the eyes were on us.

London was a hockey player, very attractive guy, I caught him looking at me from time to time. He seemed timid though, as for Anna-Reese, I get the feeling she doesn't like me I had no idea why.

"What's going on here?" Ash asked them.

London shrugs while Anna-Reese dished the dirt.

"You should know, you're the ones who had a threesome with Neko, I didn't know that's how you got down" she sneered.

I want to wipe that look off her face because clearly, she's happy with this nasty rumor.

"Why would you believe something like that about us?" I hissed.

"Why wouldn't I? Cheer ho, it's your boyfriend telling the whole school" she laughs.

London turned to her "What the hell has gotten into you Anna?" they both walked off mad at each other it seemed and I'm just standing there flabbergasted by what she just said. I didn't even realize Ash wasn't beside me anymore.

I walked down the passage looking for her and found her easily, because her fist was going straight into Neko's nose.

"Owwwww" Neko cries out

"What the fuck is your problem?" he shouted!

"You're a low down, dirty, lying piece of shit and you deserve anything bad that comes to you!" She screamed in his face, she was about to throw another fist but Jared caught her and took her away from the scene. I wish I was dreaming or rather having a nightmare but this was really happening.

I walked up to him, he was holding his bloody nose with a cloth. "So it's true then, you came here telling lies that you had a threesome with Ash and I?" I asked

"LIES?" He shouted in my face as if I've offended him.

He looked me square in my eyes and said, " I told them I took your virginity and then you begged me like the nasty freak you're to fuck you and your friend! Being the champ that I am, I couldn't turn down an opportunity like that, I knew Ashley wanted me over Jared because no one cares about basketball! She didn't know how to get me to fuck her so she used you and you fell for it! She wanted to fuck me! The captain of the football team, not some loser!" he wiped the blood from his nose after his delusional speech.

I used that opportunity to kick him right in his crotch.

"GROW SOME BALLS AND A DICK WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU DELUSIONAL FUCK!". I didn't say this loud enough for the crowd to hear.

I could've told the entire school how wack he was in bed but I didn't, he'll fuck himself over. If they want to believe his lies then whatever. High school is almost over anyways.

Ashley, Neko and I were called
to the principal's office, we got demerits except for Neko because his family sponsored the school, I prayed that the situation doesn't deter Ash and I from getting into the University of our choice.

~

Today's the start of exams and he has fucked with my head, I knew I shouldn't have had sex with him before exams but never in a million years was I expecting this kind of outcome. It's always easier to be wise after the event.