*at the rodents part of the pet store*
Me: MOM MOM MOM I NEED A MOUSE THEY ARE SO CUTE AND TINY MOM MOM I WILL BUY IT AND TAKE CARE OF IT MYSELF I WILL BUY IT MYSELF IT IS ONLY SIX DOLLARS PLEASE MOM
Me: PLEASE MOM I WANT A MOUSE
God: There's a lot of gray area in 'I want a mouse', but okay...
Also God: *throws a dead mouse in my pool while I'm swimming*
True story!! i was swimming and all of a sudden there was a little brown mouse floating in my pool. poor mouse :'( (sorry to those who hate rodents) it was so cute, but so dead.
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My Book Of Random Thoughts And Ideas
De TodoThis is my book of random. Whether it's some crazy future idea or a meme that's been stuck in my head that I've wanted to make, it'll be here. I don't know why I'd care if people read my ideas, but eh.
