A 'Conversation' I had with Rhubarb

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ok y'all probably read the title and thought I was crazy. I probably am crazy since no one is actually reading this. BUT ANYWAY lemme explain. Long story short I call my room my 'Realm', because my room is my own world where no one can question what i do cuz IM the queen and what I say GOES and it's MY REALM. so in my realm, I talk to my 'WolfWings' a lot. like, A LOT. that's because my WolfWings understand me and it's really easy to talk to them (totally because I'm their queen and not because I'm imagining them like a three year old no wayyyyyy)

Ok so I was in my Realm sitting on my bed, talking to Rhubarb. (If you read the two chapters of my other book Chamomile The WolfWing you would know that Rhubarb is Chamomile/my best friend) And I forget EXACTLY what I was saying but I then said "Hey y'know I created you right" then i start singing illuminati music and backing slowly away from where Rhubarb was 'sitting'. So then I say "And I created me, too" (since I am Chamomile and Chamomile is a WolfWing and I created WolfWings) And again I start singing illuminati music and back away from Rhubarb. Then I said something else that I forget what it was, but again i did the illuminati thing. Man, I feel bad for Rhubarb.

I also feel bad for me since I don't have any friends.

Even though I do.

Read below for explanation.

Alright I do have friends but it makes me feel better to say I don't have any friends because I barely talk to them even though they are really great friends I just never see them okay a better description would be "I'm lonely" instead of "I have no friends" BUT YOU CANT JUDGE ME THIS IS MY BOOK AND IM WRITING IT IN MY REALM SO BLEH

My motto is Chocolate Chip WolfWing Waffles, or in cases of exclamation, Oh My Chocolate Chip WolfWing Waffles. This motto is mostly used in awkward or dramatic MyStreet Scenes (by Aphmau btw she's absolutely fantastic sorry if any of you don't think so).

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