I swear loads of people have done this already but here's an alternate version of Eight Crazy Dates where Ozzy goes with Richelle and Heath goes with Izzy :)
"Guys we still need to choose a song..." Henry says, fed up of all the noise about the quadruple date. It was meant to be Henry and Amy's date, but now everyone else is joining in.
"Hey, I want to come on this date!" Richelle shouts over all the overlapping voices.
"Well, you need to find a date if you want to come. Ozzy's over there, you could ask him!" Piper says. Richelle takes a deep breath and rolls her eyes before walking over to Ozzy, Heath and Kingston to 'ask out' Ozzy.
"Ozzy?" She says. He looks at her. "Wanna go on a date?" Ozzy takes a few steps forward towards Richelle.
"Well well well, thought you'd never ask." Ozzy says in a deep tone.
"Not a real date, dumbass. I want to join Kingston, Lily, Henry, Amy, Piper and Finn on a date, they won't let me come unless I bring a date of my own."
"Whatever you say, baby."
"Stop talking like that!"
"Anything for you.."
"UGGHH!" Richelle groans and joins the other group again.
"She's totally into you." Kingston says sarcastically.
"I know."
"Hey, hey, hey, I wanna come!" Heath joins in the noisy conversation.
"Find a date then, bro!" Finn shouts. Heath scoffs but then an idea comes to mind. He's been wanting to ask Izzy out for a while, but he knew that if he did he would get a black eye and a broken leg from Oswald. But now he has an excuse. He leaves the room to go and find Izzy, and sure enough she is in The Next Steep, lying on top of a table. Heath cautiously approaches her.
"Reserved." She says in a nonchalant voice. She almost sounds asleep.
"Uh, I don't want the table.." Heath laughs. Her eyes immediately fall wide open as she sits up rather quickly to see who was talking to her. Heath.
"Heathcliff?"
"That's me." She gets off the table and sits down. "So, why're you lying on the table in the middle of The Next Steep?" She sighs.
"I don't even know anymore. I can't even remember who asked me to reserve it." Heath lets out a small laugh before Izzy death glares him. "It's not funny. I've been here for hours and all I want is my muffin." She stares wistfully at the counter which her muffin is sat upon and sighs.
"Want me to get it for you?"
"Oh my gosh, Heath, YES. GO, NOW." She ushers him towards the counter and he is extremely scared of her. He returns with his muffin and gives her the muffin as if she was a lion and he was holding some meat. "THANK YOU." she starts eating her muffin and it looks like her whole life is complete. Heath is still acting cautious, not standing too close to Izzy out of fear. She notices and looks at him like 'seriously?'. "Come on, I don't bite." She urges him to sit down and he does. "So, what do you want?"
"Oh yeah, I was wondering if you'd wanna join me on this big date that loads of people are going on."
"OHHH, THATS WHY I WAS RESERVING THE TABLE. THE DATE!" Heath just sits and nods at her. "Wait, why are you asking me?"
"Well, they're only letting me come if I have a date. So, wanna be my date?" She stays silent for a second.
"Sure, why not? It's not like it's a real date so Ozzy cant get mad at us."
